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What's the absolute worst thing that can happen to you during sex?
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:55 pm
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:55 pm
Whatever it might be, please consider this man's plight in Taiwan. He got one of his balls bitten off by his wife in the middle of play time.
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A man in Taiwan was reportedly rushed to hospital on Boxing Day after his wife chewed off one of his testicles during an aggressive lovemaking session.
When paramedics arrived at the couple's home, they apparently saw the 51-year-old man, surnamed Wang, wearing a robe and holding his severed testicle in a rice bowl while the wife repeatedly explained: 'I accidentally bit it off!'
Taiwan news website Apple Daily reported that the mans' right ball had been ripped off by his wife surnamed Hsieh, 49.
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Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:56 pm to RollTide1987
Death?
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:56 pm to Rouge
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Death?
YEP
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:57 pm to RollTide1987
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surnamed Wang
Yeah, that's too easy...
Posted on 12/29/17 at 12:04 am to RollTide1987
I read the thread title and immediately thought....a very inopportune fart. I was wrong.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 12:06 am to DonChowder
Shitting wet splatter all over the place while with a loud mouth fat chick is worst if you don’t count physical injury
Posted on 12/29/17 at 12:06 am to RollTide1987
Penis snapped in half.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 12:07 am to RollTide1987
I’d rather get a testicle bitten off than be shite on.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 12:08 am to RollTide1987
Probably the faint whisper of, "I have herpes". I mean if I died during sex I'd be happy.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 12:09 am to RollTide1987
You don't pull out on the ugly fat chick
Posted on 12/29/17 at 12:10 am to RollTide1987
Getting her pregnant......
Posted on 12/29/17 at 12:21 am to RollTide1987
I too was thinking a turd slipping out at an inconvenient moment, but alas, i was wrong
Really wrong... really really wrong
But Im not gonna lie, I want a round in the sack with Hsieh
Really wrong... really really wrong
But Im not gonna lie, I want a round in the sack with Hsieh
Posted on 12/29/17 at 12:29 am to Rouge
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Death?
My Dad had a friend who he worked with who died of a massive heart attack during sex with his wife.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 12:36 am to Tuscaloosa
quote:Clearly you've never experienced either of these
I’d rather get a testicle bitten off than be shite on
Posted on 12/29/17 at 12:39 am to RollTide1987
My uncle, then a physician in the Navy, describes a night he had while on duty:
A Marine and his woman come in; he, with a bloody crotch, she with a battered and bruised face. My uncle is immediately thinking the worst and wanting to beat the Marine's arse for abusing his woman.
Until the story came out.
Ol' gal was going down on Jarhead Johnny. Ol' gal also happened to be an epileptic. During the fellatio performance, she suffered a seizure, and immediately bit down in to his dick. Jarhead Johnny furiously punches her face to a pulp because he is in agonizing dick pain.
She finally recovered and they went to the hospital. Still can't think of a shittier scenario.
A Marine and his woman come in; he, with a bloody crotch, she with a battered and bruised face. My uncle is immediately thinking the worst and wanting to beat the Marine's arse for abusing his woman.
Until the story came out.
Ol' gal was going down on Jarhead Johnny. Ol' gal also happened to be an epileptic. During the fellatio performance, she suffered a seizure, and immediately bit down in to his dick. Jarhead Johnny furiously punches her face to a pulp because he is in agonizing dick pain.
She finally recovered and they went to the hospital. Still can't think of a shittier scenario.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 12:56 am to RollTide1987
Me and a couple buddies went on a cruise with my family shortly after HS graduation. We partied. One of them met a girl and fricked her by the pool one night. He got her number and she planned to fly from Georgia (she went to UGA) to stay at our place.
Fast forward to the week before freshman year at LSU. I take UGA fricker with me to Nola to party with my girlfriend and her slut friend the night before we need to pick up UGA girl from MSY. Naturally, my guy bangs slut friend. Otw to the airport, he confides in me that he thinks his dick is broken. I laugh it off and we go about our day. He assured me something was wrong after he "missed" while throwing it in from behind. I tell him to deal with it.
The night UGA girl left (a day earlier than planned) and after seeing him treat her like shite the whole time, I ask WTF his deal was. Without saying a word, he whips out the blackest, most bruised and fricked up cock and balls I had ever seen. I might have cried a little. He gives me the "that's WTF is wrong with me" look. I haven't stopped fricking with him about it since.
Fast forward to the week before freshman year at LSU. I take UGA fricker with me to Nola to party with my girlfriend and her slut friend the night before we need to pick up UGA girl from MSY. Naturally, my guy bangs slut friend. Otw to the airport, he confides in me that he thinks his dick is broken. I laugh it off and we go about our day. He assured me something was wrong after he "missed" while throwing it in from behind. I tell him to deal with it.
The night UGA girl left (a day earlier than planned) and after seeing him treat her like shite the whole time, I ask WTF his deal was. Without saying a word, he whips out the blackest, most bruised and fricked up cock and balls I had ever seen. I might have cried a little. He gives me the "that's WTF is wrong with me" look. I haven't stopped fricking with him about it since.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 1:12 am to RollTide1987
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What's the absolute worst thing that can happen to you during sex?
The kid bursting through an accidentally unlocked bedroom door would cause an interruption of sexual activity faster than a pulmonary embolism.
Definitely not the worst thing that could happen, but immediately kills the mood.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 1:21 am to RollTide1987
I took a decent looking chick home from the bar one night in my early 20s. We start fooling around and i notice she has that not so fresh smell going on. I was hammered drunk so wasnt too bothered.
As things intensified I go down on her. Well the smell and my level of drunk combined at the perfect time and I projectile vomit on and in her. I felt horrible about it and tried to explain I was just too hammered. Lol it was bad but we both powered through and continued in the shower.
No lost testicles but it was funny as frick.
As things intensified I go down on her. Well the smell and my level of drunk combined at the perfect time and I projectile vomit on and in her. I felt horrible about it and tried to explain I was just too hammered. Lol it was bad but we both powered through and continued in the shower.
No lost testicles but it was funny as frick.
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