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re: What's the absolute worst thing that can happen to you during sex?
Posted on 12/29/17 at 1:59 am to RollTide1987
Posted on 12/29/17 at 1:59 am to RollTide1987
AIDS
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Posted on 12/29/17 at 2:45 am to RollTide1987
Posted on 12/29/17 at 3:01 am to RollTide1987
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Whatever it might be, please consider this man's plight in Taiwan. He got one of his balls bitten off by his wife in the middle of play time.
That's terrible...
a girl had a miscarriage while we were having sex...I froze...
It was a terrible experience...the chick waa so cavalier about it...she was British, so there is that...
This dude in the OP has me beat, tho
Posted on 12/29/17 at 3:45 am to TurkeysAndBees
Probably after you pull it out her butt and poo shoots out and hits you.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 4:34 am to RollTide1987
I'm going to go ahead and call this fake. First off, the story appears in Taiwan's Apple Daily. It sensationalizes news stories and also makes them up.
Secondly your link is from Dailymail UK, which is a tabloid newspaper and also runs fake stories they pull from around the web.
I've seen an increase of people posting stories from Dailymail UK the past couple years. I'm guessing because American's think it's a real online newspaper. Most Americans get their news online or from Facebook instead of reputable mainstream news outlets. Unfortunately people are being programmed not to believe reputable mainstream media (fake news) but by doing so are actually being fed real "fake news" by getting their news from places like Dailymail UK and Facebook. Also, the fact that Breitbart is pulling news stories, like this one, from Dailymail UK tells you all you need to know about that online rag. You guys are getting brainwashed and dumbed down
and you don't even realize it...
Secondly your link is from Dailymail UK, which is a tabloid newspaper and also runs fake stories they pull from around the web.
I've seen an increase of people posting stories from Dailymail UK the past couple years. I'm guessing because American's think it's a real online newspaper. Most Americans get their news online or from Facebook instead of reputable mainstream news outlets. Unfortunately people are being programmed not to believe reputable mainstream media (fake news) but by doing so are actually being fed real "fake news" by getting their news from places like Dailymail UK and Facebook. Also, the fact that Breitbart is pulling news stories, like this one, from Dailymail UK tells you all you need to know about that online rag. You guys are getting brainwashed and dumbed down
and you don't even realize it...
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:20 am to YNWA
Damn dude you are ruining the fun.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:29 am to Apache
Cramp in the arse cheek got me good once.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:48 am to RollTide1987
Bitch gets pregnant.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:49 am to WhiskeyBusiness
Wife walks in on you.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 7:12 am to Rouge
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Death?
may be preferred over chewed off testicle
This post was edited on 12/29/17 at 7:13 am
Posted on 12/29/17 at 7:18 am to GRTiger
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Otw to the airport, he confides in me that he thinks his dick is broken. I laugh it off and we go about our day. He assured me something was wrong after he "missed" while throwing it in from behind. I tell him to deal with it.
A lot of people don't realize that even though it's not a "bone" it can still break. My wife is a nurse and she gets patients with this problem not infrequently. Most of the time it's from a "girl on top" situation where the girl is treating it like a pogo stick. It slips, and hangs on her inner thigh, and snap goes the snake.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 7:25 am to RollTide1987
You just put it in, and the girl changes her mind. It takes you a few strokes to come to a complete stop. You get put in prison for rape, and an inmate bites off one of your testicles.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 7:27 am to RollTide1987
Juan Huang Lo
Posted on 12/29/17 at 7:35 am to RollTide1987
Farting whilst climaxing
This post was edited on 12/29/17 at 7:35 am
Posted on 12/29/17 at 7:39 am to GRTiger
Have a buddy that was being rode by his GF. Story is she got a little carried a way and took the upstroke a little too far and slammed back down and he heard an audible pop. Next morning he wakes up and his sack is the size of a football and purple. Had to go get drained. Said is was painful AF
Of course he married her.
Of course he married her.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 7:42 am to shawnlsu
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Of course he married her.
of course he did.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 7:43 am to YNWA
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YNWA
You HAVE to be the life of any party lucky enough to be graced with your presence
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:18 am to HempHead
Damn and I thought it was bad when I had that calf cramp that one time.
Posted on 12/29/17 at 8:35 am to LewDawg
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Farting whilst climaxing
This is more embarrassing/funny more than it's the worst.
One time when me and my wife (then girlfriend) were having some pre sex fun, she was going down on me, it was quite enjoyable, and when I climaxed I let go one of the loudest farts pretty much in her face. I was embarrassed. She laughed uncontrollably. I asked her to marry me on the spot.
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