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re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:27 am to Tigerbythetale
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:27 am to Tigerbythetale
You could frick up a wet dream
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Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:29 am to FightingTigers7
Never frick in a hammock
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:39 am to dustytiger123
"She's got the type of legs I like. Foot on one end. P___y on the other.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:44 am to dustytiger123
Tighter than Dick’s hatband
Higher than a senator’s socks
Higher than a senator’s socks
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:47 am to DeoreDX
Country as a biscuit
Down like a chicken
She's so bucktooth she could eat corn on the cob out of a fruit jar
Slippery as a bucket of eels in an oil bucket
Sit on it and spin
Down like a chicken
She's so bucktooth she could eat corn on the cob out of a fruit jar
Slippery as a bucket of eels in an oil bucket
Sit on it and spin
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:51 am to DeoreDX
If a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump his arse every time he jumped.
fricked up like a snake in a bush hog.
Had a baseball coach tell players who asked if they were playing in the game, “ Yeah, you’re playing Right. Right by me.”
A man only has enough blood in his body to use one head at a time. And gravity is tough to beat.
If I had a nickel...
Wind from the east, fish bite the least.
The best part of you ran down your dad’s leg.
If I were blocking the tv or something my dad wanted to look at, I’d get one of the following: damn boy, you been drinking muddy water
OR
Move your arse, I wasn’t a glass maker.
fricked up like a snake in a bush hog.
Had a baseball coach tell players who asked if they were playing in the game, “ Yeah, you’re playing Right. Right by me.”
A man only has enough blood in his body to use one head at a time. And gravity is tough to beat.
If I had a nickel...
Wind from the east, fish bite the least.
The best part of you ran down your dad’s leg.
If I were blocking the tv or something my dad wanted to look at, I’d get one of the following: damn boy, you been drinking muddy water
OR
Move your arse, I wasn’t a glass maker.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 2:03 am to TheOfficial
When backing up a vehicle:
“Keep coming back until you hear glass and smell shite.”
When someone is uttering some fighting words:
“You ain’t gonna do nothing but shite and fall back in it.”
“Keep coming back until you hear glass and smell shite.”
When someone is uttering some fighting words:
“You ain’t gonna do nothing but shite and fall back in it.”
Posted on 5/18/19 at 2:29 am to dustytiger123
That girl is so good looking, i'd frick her shadow on a gravel driveway.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 3:24 am to dustytiger123
"Colder than a well diggers arse in the Klondike"
"Hornier than a two peckered billy goat"
btw I'm 73 :-))
Oh and "More balls than a pool table"
"Hornier than a two peckered billy goat"
btw I'm 73 :-))
Oh and "More balls than a pool table"
This post was edited on 5/18/19 at 3:25 am
Posted on 5/18/19 at 3:31 am to Slinger16
quote:
My luck is so bad if it were raining pussy I'd catch one with a dick in it.
You could fall into a barrel full of titties and come out with a cock in your mouth
Posted on 5/18/19 at 3:49 am to Barstools
You could fall into a barrel of shite and come out smelling like a rose.
Colder than a witches tit in a brass braw.
When dancing with a gorilla you don't stop till the gorilla gets tired.
Qeer as a three dollar bill.
I will marry ya if you can suck start my bike.
I use to be frickin stupid but not anymore.
Screw guilt.
She is flatter than a pancake.
Fish and visitors stink after three days.
Colder than a witches tit in a brass braw.
When dancing with a gorilla you don't stop till the gorilla gets tired.
Qeer as a three dollar bill.
I will marry ya if you can suck start my bike.
I use to be frickin stupid but not anymore.
Screw guilt.
She is flatter than a pancake.
Fish and visitors stink after three days.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 4:06 am to RobDione
quote:
"Colder than a well diggers arse in the Klondike"
Hotter than a well digger’s arse in an otter hole.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 5:32 am to TheOfficial
quote:
If I were blocking the tv or something my dad wanted to look at, I’d get one of the following: damn boy, you been drinking muddy water
OR
Move your arse, I wasn’t a glass maker.
My grandfather said, "you make a better door than a window"
Posted on 5/18/19 at 5:45 am to dustytiger123
"Wish in one hand and shite in the other and see which one fills up first."
"If you're looking for sympathy, it's between shite and syphilis in the dictionary."
"If you were twice as smart as you think you are, you'd still be an idiot."
"If you're looking for sympathy, it's between shite and syphilis in the dictionary."
"If you were twice as smart as you think you are, you'd still be an idiot."
Posted on 5/18/19 at 6:14 am to X82ndTiger
Cross eyed : Born on Wednesday looking both ways to Sunday.
Knocking a girl up : Bigged. As in “Cooter bigged Tammy.”
I grew up in North LA, but dad’s family was from Roanoke and Welsh. He always described having to take a dump as “sac a lait proaching”
Knocking a girl up : Bigged. As in “Cooter bigged Tammy.”
I grew up in North LA, but dad’s family was from Roanoke and Welsh. He always described having to take a dump as “sac a lait proaching”
Posted on 5/18/19 at 6:30 am to gumbo2176
quote:
"Wish in one hand and shite in the other and see which one fills up first."
Came to post this one!
“She’s sure has a good body, and the face to protect it.”
Posted on 5/18/19 at 7:26 am to dustytiger123
“That’s how they get ya”
Posted on 5/18/19 at 7:29 am to dustytiger123
"If I tell you that rooster can plow you better hook his arse up!"
Anytime you see someone with big teeth : "They could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence"
Anytime you see someone with big teeth : "They could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence"
Posted on 5/18/19 at 7:32 am to dustytiger123
" Its so hot in here, it's like two rats screwing in a wool sock!"
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