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re: What’s it like to live in Chalmette?

Posted on 5/13/26 at 9:18 am to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60564 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 9:18 am to
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What’s it like to have the worst regional dialect in the history of planet earth?
have you not met anyone from Southwest Louisiana?
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118245 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 9:20 am to
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What’s it like to live in Chalmette?


Life is hard, hard hard in St Bernard. I have a lot of customers from Da Parish and they're all great people.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76198 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 9:22 am to
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What’s it like to have the worst regional dialect in the history of planet earth?


This isn't a thread about Boston.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84671 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 9:22 am to
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have you not met anyone from Southwest Louisiana?


The Jersey shore accent is the only one I know that rivals Chalmette for grossness.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84671 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 9:24 am to
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If you went to Rocky’s and didn’t get the Mac and cheese


What a shite restaurant that only serves one decent dish, and that dish is frickin Mac n chz lol

Last time I went there my Mac n chz was cold.
Posted by MasonTiger
Mason, Ohio
Member since Jan 2005
18805 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 9:26 am to
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Mac and cheese with veal

Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
26555 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 9:29 am to
I know plenty of LC folks, never had an issue communicating with any of them though.

Internet infamous divorce lawyers notwithstanding.
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
33356 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 9:41 am to
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Pre Katrina it was definitely one of the most unique places in the U.S. imo.

Very Jersey Shore douche vibe in a lot of ways. Lots of juiced up dudes with gelled hair, trashy tattoos, etc. The chicks were honestly pretty hot but trashy.


This is spot on. When Jersey Shore first came out on MTV in ~2010 or so, my first reaction was, "wow, they are just like people from da Parish."
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92211 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 9:42 am to
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The chicks were honestly pretty hot but trashy.


there's an up charge for that where I live
Posted by magicman534
The dirty dell
Member since May 2011
1870 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 10:00 am to
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I lived there before Katrina and had no issues with it. 15 minutes to the west and you were in the French Quarter, 15 minutes “down the road” and you were launching your boat in some of the best fisheries in the world. It was low crime and had a familial feel to it. It’s completely different now though.


Completely agree. Actually was pretty great to grow up there. Moved alot but ended up mostly in Lexington. Never locked our doors. Always felt very safe and had a sense of community. Not at all like that anymore.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37497 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 10:35 am to
Rocky and Carlo's alone is an overwhelming reason to live there.

I remember prior to Katrina, you could not pry people who grew up in Arabi or Chalmette away.....they loved it. Everybody knew everybody else and the park rivalries were cool too. Val Reiss, Versailles, Carolyn Park and you only either went to Chalmette high or Holy Cross if you were a guy. Girls went to AJ, Holy Angels or Dominican. Great people in Arabi and Chalmette.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76198 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 10:39 am to
Started in Poydras ( which most people don't know exists)

Then Violet

Then Meraux

Finally to Chalmette
Posted by ghost2most
Member since Mar 2012
7917 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 10:41 am to
Dudes from Chalmette owned Panama City Spring Break in the 90s. And many of the Club Lavela Bikini Contest winners were from Down the Road too.

Like I said, it was douchiness to the highest degree. I knew a dude who had a tattoo of the RalphLauren Polo Horse on his chest where it would be if you were wearing a polo lol.

Dude was swimming in arse.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12652 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 10:45 am to
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What’s it like to live in Chalmette


Every once and a while a refinery goes boom, and the locals hate progress when the port decides to build a new cargo terminal.

I have a few cousins that have relocated to there from south Plaquemines.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37497 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 10:46 am to
Dude, brah, if you had a bad meal at Rocky and Carlo's call and ask to speak to Rocco personally. You WILL NOT get a second bad meal. Find it hard to believe that you had a first bad meal.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37497 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 10:54 am to
My grandfather had a good friend who lived in Poydras on a "family compound" with horses, etc. We used to go down there periodically and hang with them. His grandchildren would get a kick out of my accent that I had at the time because I still had traces of the New Zealand brogue accent really until I went to high school in around 1981 -82. But those were great people.....do anything for you. Don't cross them, though, because if you do, you WILL know what an enemy is.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80806 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 10:56 am to
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There are far less than 72 virgins that live there. Helps with Chalmette terrorist risk!


Jesus could never have been born there because there aren't three wise men and a virgin.
Posted by Chingon Ag
Member since Nov 2018
4124 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 10:58 am to
Chalmette vs Belle Chase? You gotta live in one or the other.
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
11952 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 11:07 am to
Chalmatians
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