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re: Whatever happened to your first piece of arse?

Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:40 am to
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
133477 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:40 am to
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My first piece of arse was a real ho.

Haven't seen or heard about her in like 5 years.
You haven't seen your sister in 5 years?!
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69443 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:41 am to
became a stripper and worked at the gold club well into her mid 30's
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:42 am to
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Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26194 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:42 am to
N/A - Ive Never PIIHB before
Posted by FalseProphet
Mecca
Member since Dec 2011
11720 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:42 am to
She still lives in my hometown (I don't), got married to a dude while she was pregnant with another dude's baby (sad story, really - baby daddy died overseas), and appears to be living a pretty happy, boring life.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
113813 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:42 am to
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You've only banged one chick on earth?


Have you seen the guy? He's lucky he made it that far.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11592 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:43 am to
Last I heard, he's married with a couple kids. He told me he was infertile, trying to get out of using a condom.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13472 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:44 am to
She went to LSU's vet school and is doing well. She was a really sweet girl, I'm happy for her.
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37869 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:44 am to
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He told me he was infertile


*sterile


And it's the oldest line in the book...
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:45 am to
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Last I heard, he's married with a couple kids. He told me he was infertile, trying to get out of using a condom.


You are a woman, yes?
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
10851 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:45 am to
quote:

My first piece of arse was a real ho. She graduated high school and then started working at shitty, low-end clubs as a "drink girl"/marketing/promo girl. I dont know what her title was but she walked around in a bikini giving drinks to people, taking pictures and promoting stuff.

Haven't seen or heard about her in like 5 years. Her name still randomly comes up in conversation as "that ho we all banged in high school."


Sorry you peaked at such an early age.
Posted by cfa626
Member since Apr 2016
561 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:47 am to
got a PhD and makes a shite ton of money now.


Smart as hell but was super crazy, so I still feel like I dodged a bullet.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17607 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:48 am to
Coincidentally, she joined the Navy right out of HS like I did.

Last I heard she was stationed in Guam on a sub tender.

I bet she tended those subs like no damn other too...

Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
29694 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:48 am to
She's at work right now.
I'll see her this afternoon after swimming lessons with the kiddos.
Had sex with her this morning.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
113813 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:49 am to
quote:

Last I heard she was stationed in Guam on a sub tender.


Tender vittles!
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
36267 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:50 am to
She's a physical therapist, she married this weird jealous douche though.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17607 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:51 am to
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Tender vittles!


So fricking glad I got it first

She was pretty damn hot and I can only imagine the peen she's seen
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
13147 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:51 am to
She's been married for about 20 years and has a couple of kids doing good things in school and with extracurricular activities. I see her around every year or so, not frequently at all.

Sadly, she got herself one of those really short bull dyke haircuts (and she's definitely not one) and I don't think it looks good on her. But one thing she is is confident and DGAF, so she can pull it off. Not my preference, but whatever.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27129 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:53 am to
Mine is still fricking hot.
Posted by icegator337
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2013
3698 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:55 am to
My first piece was crazy, she told me she wanted 12 inches and she wanted it to hurt...

So then I fricked her twice and punched her in the face.
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