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What would you have done in this scenario?
Posted on 2/23/19 at 6:47 pm
Posted on 2/23/19 at 6:47 pm
Baw was on a blind date and went to pick her up at her house. She invited baw in for a drink before they hit the town (she was hot) Baw had some serious stomach issues all day and had to shite real bad so he asked for the bathroom thinking he would drop a quick one. Baw was peeling paint from the smell and realized no toilet paper. What would you do?
Do you ask her for some toilet paper knowing she would probably come close and realize baw was a smelly son of a bitch?
Do you wipe with your arse with your hands ?
Don’t you just raw arse it ?
Just asking for a baw
Do you ask her for some toilet paper knowing she would probably come close and realize baw was a smelly son of a bitch?
Do you wipe with your arse with your hands ?
Don’t you just raw arse it ?
Just asking for a baw
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Posted on 2/23/19 at 6:48 pm to TeddyKJB
Climb out the window and cut your losses.
Posted on 2/23/19 at 6:48 pm to TeddyKJB
SAY BAW ONE MORE MOTHERfrickING TIME
Posted on 2/23/19 at 6:48 pm to TeddyKJB
Rough night?
Posted on 2/23/19 at 6:49 pm to WG_Dawg
quote:
SAY BAW ONE MORE MOTHERfrickING TIME
Sorry baw love the word !
Posted on 2/23/19 at 6:50 pm to TeddyKJB
Did she have a bathroom rug? What about a shower curtain? Or maybe a towel, preferably one that's already dirty.
Posted on 2/23/19 at 6:51 pm to TeddyKJB
You spelled KGB wrong.
Posted on 2/23/19 at 6:51 pm to TeddyKJB
You tell her you forgot your wallet and go home and shite
Posted on 2/23/19 at 6:51 pm to TeddyKJB
Well tell us what you did, baw?
Posted on 2/23/19 at 6:51 pm to TeddyKJB
Use your undies to wipe and throw it away, and go commando on her.
Posted on 2/23/19 at 6:52 pm to TeddyKJB
1) You're a low functioning idiot
2) You (oops sorry, your "baw" I mean) have no critical thinking or logical problem solving skills of an adult.
You cannot be helped.
2) You (oops sorry, your "baw" I mean) have no critical thinking or logical problem solving skills of an adult.
You cannot be helped.
Posted on 2/23/19 at 6:54 pm to TeddyKJB
Wipe with underwear and throw out window
Posted on 2/23/19 at 6:55 pm to TeddyKJB
I would generally pre-wipe with my hand and then finish off with my underwear. Not really concerned with getting laid at that point...in survival mode?
Posted on 2/23/19 at 6:57 pm to TeddyKJB
Get a bath or shave.
Posted on 2/23/19 at 6:57 pm to TeddyKJB
Go in the linen closet and get a rag, towel, what ever.
Bitches always leave their clothes in the bathroom on the floor, use them.
Take your underwear off wipe and throw away after
Use your socks
I've done all of these at some point in my life
Bitches always leave their clothes in the bathroom on the floor, use them.
Take your underwear off wipe and throw away after
Use your socks
I've done all of these at some point in my life
This post was edited on 2/23/19 at 6:58 pm
Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:00 pm to TeddyKJB
quote:
Baw had some serious stomach issues all day
FIrst, if it was going on all day, I would have taken some imodium AD at some point to make sure I don't find myself in the position you were in.
Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:02 pm to TeddyKJB
Baw leaves abruptly without saying a peep about the massacre that just took place, and never contacts her again.
Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:04 pm to WG_Dawg
quote:
WG_Dick
Why are you being a Pussy POS Tonight?
Just asking for a BAW?
Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:05 pm to TeddyKJB
I have a question. So this person went on a blind date and actually went pick the woman up and the woman was okay letting someone she didn't even know yet, inside her house for drinks before going "hit the town"?
And it just some happened that this blind date was "hot"?
And it just some happened that this blind date was "hot"?
Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:05 pm to TeddyKJB
If a was cloth is reachable, I wipe my arse with the wash cloth, rinse it out in the lav, and either put it in the laundry basket or hide it in the bathroom..
Yes I have been in that situation
Yes I have been in that situation
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