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re: What would you have done in this scenario?

Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:08 pm to
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:08 pm to
Use your sock. Stuff poo sock into clean sock. Throw socks in garbage later.
Posted by lshuge
Member since Sep 2017
987 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:12 pm to
sounds like a scene from the movie Dumb & Dumber.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:14 pm to
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You spelled KGB wrong.


I was coming here to post the same damn thing.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73677 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

Baw had some serious stomach issues all day and had to shite real bad


In my particular case, I left the young lady’s company to “run an errand,” detoured to a friend’s house to destroy said toilet, then returned to m’lady.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106007 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:19 pm to
You're a guest, use the guest towels.
Posted by TeddyKJB
Starkville,MS
Member since Oct 2017
1326 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:27 pm to
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Well tell us what you did, baw?


Used his T-shirt to wipe
Tried to flush it down the toilet
Toilet clogged up and overflowed
shite and piss everywhere
Jump out the window and broke his ankle
Drove home and called it a night
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:30 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 10:16 pm
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:37 pm to
Not one person would ask for toilet paper?

This post was edited on 2/23/19 at 7:44 pm
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
91065 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:42 pm to
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Why are you being a Pussy POS Tonight?

Just asking for a BAW?


baw is the dumbest overused expression on here, for one.

Second, if "baw" had stomach problems all day then the first thing any semi-intelligent person would do in this situation would be to courtesy flush immediately when the shite hit the water (with fan on) to avoid any smells. Then, as a normal adult, would call girl to the door and say "hey, this is pretty embarrassing for me sorry, but I need some toilet paper. woudl you mind throwing me some?"

That's what any normal person would do in this situation. But by all means, you bama and MSu fans can have "use your hand" as an option if you'd like.
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:42 pm to
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TSLG


quote:

Scruffy would just ask for the proper tool if Scruffy had failed to notice before the dropping of the stool.



Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:44 pm to
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This post was edited on 2/24/19 at 9:01 am
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:48 pm to
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Don’t be a dick



Don't tell me how to post.

Here's your attention. Now go defend yourself cause SFP is going in dry on you
Posted by Cincinnati Bowtie
Sparta
Member since May 2008
11951 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:50 pm to
Did you just watch Dumb and Dumber?
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:51 pm to
This shite again?

I think it's played out.
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:52 pm to
I wasn't present for the original game.

Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:54 pm to
You should have been. You have a very vivid imagination.

Sick rhymes too.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 7:57 pm to
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This post was edited on 2/24/19 at 9:00 am
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77682 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:01 pm to
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You should have been. You have a very vivid imagination.

Sick rhymes too.


Hmmm...
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:03 pm to
Take off a sock. Cut/ Rip it in smaller pieces that are flushable. Work that the best you can. Use sock #2 if necessary, undershirt, draws.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:04 pm to
You can always find something to wipe your arse with if you are industrious
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