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re: What would you have done in this scenario?

Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:10 pm to
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71131 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:10 pm to
I flush, light a match, ask for toilet paper, and finish the job. Then, after washing my hands, I bang her in the bathroom.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6691 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:28 pm to
quote:

SAY BAW ONE MORE MOTHERfrickING TIME


#StopUsingBaw2019
You all sound like fricking idiots.
Posted by Wienerboy
Member since Oct 2016
1095 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

baw is the dumbest overused expression on here, for one.


Sux having a micro penis right Baw?
Posted by Badman
West Monroe, LA
Member since Nov 2009
2703 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 10:34 pm to
When in an unfamiliar bathroom, you ALWAYS check for the essentials before dropping a deuce.
Posted by Fight4LSU
Kenner
Member since Jul 2005
10074 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 11:25 pm to
Why not just ask for toilet paper? People act like they are trying to keep it a secret that they actually take a shite sometimes. Chances are she probably dropped one before getting dressed.
This post was edited on 2/23/19 at 11:27 pm
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2563 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 11:54 pm to
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Climb out the window


If there's a window you can open use a towel or anything and throw it out the window
Posted by dawgsjlw
shite hole with your momma
Member since Sep 2014
826 posts
Posted on 2/24/19 at 7:23 am to
Why not play the alpha card? Get her to bring in some tp and when she does have a raging boner. Blumpkins for the win!
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
4156 posts
Posted on 2/24/19 at 7:37 am to
Didn’t happen. But, if it did and I didn’t notice before sitting down, I’d ask where she kept the TP because she was out. Why are you all afraid to ask?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63034 posts
Posted on 2/24/19 at 8:16 am to
Be a man!

Use your hands.

Then wash your hands in the sink.


Lord help you if you have to change your kids diaper someday.



In the future keep a roll of TP in the trunk of your car and enough to wipe with in a ziplock in your pockets when you feel you might get stranded.

Be Prepared - Boy Scout motto


PS, If you date was blind pass the smell off on her being eye dog.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80798 posts
Posted on 2/24/19 at 8:20 am to
Use her grandmother's hand sewn decorative towels and her $200 loofa after considering wiping my arse on her ferret.
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