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Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:01 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
I would buy a submarine and fill it with strippers and go under for about 6 months.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:01 pm to GRTiger
Ticket says projected $800 million, cash payout $496 million, before taxes. So does website.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:02 pm to tigersfirst
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Nope. 496 million lump sum brah.
So about $270M. Still a tidy sum though.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:05 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
Buy out Miles' contract.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:09 pm to Janky
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So about $270M. Still a tidy sum though.
Invest wisely and stay working. Your grandchildren would never have to work.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:09 pm to PsychTiger
Suites for LSU football and baseball would definitely be in order. Even if they are full we evicting somebody!!
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:11 pm to glassman
F my grand children. I would buy several huge life insurance polices then spend the shite out of it.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:12 pm to Janky
Generational wealth is pretty cool. 
Rent a kids, the best kind...
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F my grand children
Rent a kids, the best kind...
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:13 pm to lsuguy099
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Would donate to united negro college fund
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:13 pm to Walt OReilly
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Give 400 million to my exGF to get back together with me.
Let's be real, Walt. Paige would only need about $20 and a couple Kit Kats.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:14 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
Hookers and blow.
Possibly enough blow to get into the game, if you know what I mean.
But also I'd buy a house and land and a couple cars and business that I know would bring in enough to live off of. And after several hundred hookers I'd probably settle on one really hot gold digging slut
Possibly enough blow to get into the game, if you know what I mean.
But also I'd buy a house and land and a couple cars and business that I know would bring in enough to live off of. And after several hundred hookers I'd probably settle on one really hot gold digging slut
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:16 pm to glassman
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Rent a kids, the best kind...
Too late for that.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:21 pm to golftigers
I'd probably have both the time of my life and be very regretful afterwards. Not sure I could pass on the debauchery that kind of scratch could buy.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:22 pm to Janky
You aren't a grandparent. If my son does that to me he is going to get his arse kicked... In the next 10 years...
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:23 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
Buy boosie's i10 dope zone chain
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:35 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
Purchase the university of Alabama and convert it to a nuclear waist dump
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:38 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
Step one:set 10 million aside for stupidity.
Invest 50% conservatively.
Invest 50% agressively with help from the guy who does my investments currently.
Find the bum in baton rouge who is missing his arm and fingers. Give him a smooth million.
Give 100k to my four coworkers who don't suck.
Buy a fleet of odd vehicles I've always wanted.
Build a 100×200 barn home large enough to fit a combine in the living room.
Spend a few 100k on toys.
Hire a personal trainer.
Buy the neighboring 250 acres and put a 12 ft fence around it.
Buy my mother a new house.
Pay off remaining bills.
Travel.
Open a chain of restaurants and gun stores.
Get my favorite building at LSU named after me... Or at least the grad school study room where I did the dirty.
Invest 50% conservatively.
Invest 50% agressively with help from the guy who does my investments currently.
Find the bum in baton rouge who is missing his arm and fingers. Give him a smooth million.
Give 100k to my four coworkers who don't suck.
Buy a fleet of odd vehicles I've always wanted.
Build a 100×200 barn home large enough to fit a combine in the living room.
Spend a few 100k on toys.
Hire a personal trainer.
Buy the neighboring 250 acres and put a 12 ft fence around it.
Buy my mother a new house.
Pay off remaining bills.
Travel.
Open a chain of restaurants and gun stores.
Get my favorite building at LSU named after me... Or at least the grad school study room where I did the dirty.
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:40 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
I'd do your mom then save the remaining $799,999,999.97
Posted on 1/8/16 at 8:41 pm to X123F45
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Step one:set 10 million aside
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Invest 50% conservatively
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Invest 50% agressively
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