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re: What would you do if a woman from your office sent you a semi-nude selfie.

Posted on 12/5/18 at 1:54 pm to
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28613 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 1:54 pm to
It's a trap. She's a witch. Burn her!
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 1:56 pm to
We don’t have Christmas parties on the pipeline
Posted by Priapism99
Rhode Island
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 2:01 pm to
Do you mean before or after we had sex?

ETA:
What in the frick is “semi-nude”?? Either it’s nude, or if ain’t!

Still, would bangulate.
This post was edited on 12/5/18 at 2:06 pm
Posted by Jcorye1
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 2:01 pm to
Something similar has happened to me before. I texted back that a mistake was made, that I have deleted the picture, and any additional pictures would be treated as sexual harassment. I then screen shot the time stamps and blurred out the pic, deleting everything.
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3579 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 2:03 pm to
Tell him to reply back saying she must have sent it to the wrong person and to not send anything like that to him again.
Posted by keyboard_warrior9
BR
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 2:15 pm to
There are worse problems to have...
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8001 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 2:16 pm to
Can you at least Microsoft paint us a recreation of said pic?

Step 1- show wife

Step 2- make a joke with wife about threesome to sheepishly gauge interest.

Step 3- assure wife I'd never want a threesome, she's enough woman for me and the chick is totally disgusting. It was just a joke woman, let it go.

Step 4- Go to HR
This post was edited on 12/5/18 at 2:17 pm
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 2:27 pm to
Turn the bitch in. claim sexual harassment. Profit. Go on vacation.



Equality!
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

Assume you are married.


Never mention it and avoid her at all costs. Also, make sure you’re never alone with her because she’s going to feel rejected and could conjure up some egregious lies.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68212 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 2:49 pm to
Jerk off to it a few times.
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 3:22 pm to
This has happened to me a couple times.

First time I was in the hospital for an extended period of time and became friendly with a nurse. One day she asked for my number and sent me a nude pic a couple days later. Freaked me out and I acted like I didn't see it.

Second time was when my secretary sent me one. I was young and dumb, so took advantage. After I had my fun it was awkward and I was grateful when she found another job.

For those saying tell the wife I would say never do that. No matter how good your relationship is all women will eventually decide its your fault.
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 4:18 pm to
Print it and post it around the office.
Posted by RazorBroncs
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 4:28 pm to
The real answer:

DO NOT TELL WIFE. If they work together she'll never trust him at work again, no matter how strong their relationship. It'll always be in the back of her head that there's a woman there actively trying to seduce her man and it won't go well at all.

Also tell HR that you don't want the woman fired or even reprimanded at this time, as it was just one picture and could've been a mistake - but just that you're informing them to cover your arse in case something goes sideways in the future and she tries to claim something that's not true.

Delete the pic from phone, and hide it in a safe place in a desktop/laptop folder.

Very passively flirt and make comments with said employee that aren't outright sexual in nature - but juuuuust enough to drive her literally insane - enjoy the results while keeping an option in the back pocket.

Profit.
This post was edited on 12/5/18 at 4:32 pm
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

semi-nude


means you see breasts but she wears panties.

Or a thong.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40125 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

What would you do if a woman from your office sent you a semi-nude selfie.



Prior to #metoo movement: PIIHB

Post #metoo movement:

respond with:


then PIIHB
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
7853 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 4:49 pm to
bullshite. Your friend has been flirting and aint told you are about it.
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
27578 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 4:51 pm to
Did you give her the idea of maybe being attracted to her? Did you lead her on? Are you so damn sexy, girls just wet their panties at the thought of you?

Come on man, something seems fricky about this
Posted by Biloxi Bacon
Member since Aug 2018
122 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 4:52 pm to
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Assume you have had very little interaction with said woman.


Did she already have his # and just sent the pic?

Or did she go out of her way to find dudes # and say, “hey, this is crystal from purchasing...”

There’s more background to this it seems
Posted by tigerfoot
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Member since Sep 2006
56270 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

Something similar has happened to me before. I texted back that a mistake was made, that I have deleted the picture, and any additional pictures would be treated as sexual harassment. I then screen shot the time stamps and blurred out the pic, deleting everything.

after you rubbed one or two out, correct?

But that seems overkill. I would just let her know you got it by mistake and go on with life.

I mean, it aint harassment if I like it.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 5:08 pm to
Share it or keep it to yourself and add her as a side piece
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