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re: What would you do? Burglary edition

Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:26 am to
Posted by gmrkr5
NC
Member since Jul 2009
14892 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:26 am to
cant get to gun...take pic and call the fuzz i guess
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117723 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:27 am to
Who wakes up and walks out to have coffee without a gun?

Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:28 am to
Is it safe to assume this happened to you Sunday morning?
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Member since Feb 2013
9354 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:28 am to
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you already have security cameras around the house thats catching everything.



Soooo....Why have them if you don't monitor them.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90545 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:28 am to
Tough call. At least if you had a robe on, you got a little protection from whatever diseases he might have.

I'd say maybe some lawn furniture to the head could work to get him to leave.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167323 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:29 am to
A meth head stole your lawn mower?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:29 am to
quote:

Why have them if you don't monitor them.


they are recording. Who the frick sits there and stares at their monitors at 6 am?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:30 am to
Do we know if the crackhead in question is on bath salts? because I really don't want a random crackhead chewing my face off or chewing on my nads while I'm laying there in my grippers. Hes got the advantage as you are in your underoos and he is probably high as frick and ready to roll.

now if I were dressed and/or armed...
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:30 am to
Get naked and fight him, nobody wants to fight naked guy
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Member since Feb 2013
9354 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:30 am to
quote:

they are recording. Who the frick sits there and stares at their monitors at 6 am?



Someone who thinks enough of their shite to set up cameras around their house..
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98200 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:31 am to
As you watch him walk away with your shite, take the lesson to heart: Never roll out of bed without your full battle rattle.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90545 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:32 am to
Very good point there.


Tb08, dude you could have had your nads chewed off. You need Mikel and I to come over and pick you out some better 6am clothes
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:34 am to
quote:

Is it safe to assume this happened to you Sunday morning?



it's safe to assume if I were home. I wasnt home but my wife and in laws were. I just keeping thinking to myself what would I have done if I would have been home? I could have very easily walked out in the backyard like I usually do and confronted what was taking place.


Funny thing is, all he took was lawn mower, blower and weed-eater. He even filled everything up with gas before he left. He cleaned everything out of the shed to get to this stuff, but left my tools, chain saw, 4 bikes, hedge trimmers, etc.....

Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:34 am to
quote:

Watch him run away.



This.


If he kept stealing my shite after being spotted I'd walk towards him cautiously and screaming while preparing to throw my coffee on him.

If he went after me aggressively like he's on PCP, I'd probably freak out and go inside and lock the door and call 911.

I wouldn't mind the underwear thing. The lack of shoes part would suck though.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32714 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:34 am to
quote:

You need Mikel and I to come over


it's not always "and I".

sorry, pet peeve hijack.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83589 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:36 am to
yell at him, then yell to my wife to call the police

if he comes towards me, I run back into the house to the master bedroom, which is right by the backdoor and grab my 20 gauge
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167323 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:37 am to
Is your shed not locked?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:38 am to
Just gotta be confident They'll run away.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117723 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:39 am to
There is nothing I hate more in this world I hate more than an unsecured tool shed.

Dickheads like the OP are why we have thievery in this world.
Posted by JTM72
BR, LA.
Member since Mar 2014
1193 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:41 am to
Let my big arse dog go after him. He is not friendly towards unwanted visitors.
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