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What would you do? Burglary edition
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:20 am
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:20 am
Lets say you wake up around 6 am on a Sunday morning and walk out into your back yard in your underwear with only a cup of coffee in your hand, and there is a man in your shed attempting to steal your shite. He sees you, you see him. He freezes because he's busted. Your gun is inside the house so you dont have time to run in to get it.
What do you do?
What do you do?
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:20 am to tgrbaitn08
Watch him run away.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:21 am to tgrbaitn08
How big a boy is he?
ETA: trick question. I am never awake that early on a Sunday.
ETA: trick question. I am never awake that early on a Sunday.
This post was edited on 5/26/15 at 9:22 am
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:21 am to tgrbaitn08
"Take it. I have insurance"
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:21 am to tgrbaitn08
Pic with my cell
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:21 am to PhiTiger1764
quote:
How big a boy is he?
Tall but skinny crack head
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:21 am to tgrbaitn08
Sweep the knee. Subdue the intruder. Scream rape until somebody comes to see what's going on.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:21 am to tgrbaitn08
What type of underwear get up am I wearing?
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:21 am to tgrbaitn08
How hot is the coffee? I'd try and burn that summabitch.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:22 am to tgrbaitn08
Wave my wiener at him.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:22 am to tgrbaitn08
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:22 am to TH03
quote:
"Take it. I have insurance"
So no rage? Grab the nearest thing and beat the ever living shite our of him?
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:23 am to terd ferguson
That works too. In fact, I'd go with that.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:24 am to Jones
quote:
What type of underwear get up am I wearing?
Under Armour Men's Mesh 6" Boxerjock Boxer Briefs
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:24 am to NewIberiaHaircut
quote:
How hot is the coffee?
Hot as frick
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:24 am to tgrbaitn08
I would slowly walk inside, lock the doors, get my gun, walk outside. or I would get smart and realize I need evidence and grab my iphone and video tape his arse and then call 911.
Disclaimer: I do not own any guns Uncle Obama, I lost them all in a whitewater rafting trip.
Disclaimer: I do not own any guns Uncle Obama, I lost them all in a whitewater rafting trip.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:25 am to tgrbaitn08
Well I do have a ladder on my porch.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:25 am to tgrbaitn08
Size him up. If I feel I can take him, throw hot coffee in his eye then tackle his arse and attempt to hold him down and yell at the neighbors to call the cops.
If he is too big or has a gun, run inside to get your gun and yell at whoever is in the house to call the cops.
If he is too big or has a gun, run inside to get your gun and yell at whoever is in the house to call the cops.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:26 am to tgrbaitn08
Run and tackle him and prepare story for police why he has footprints on his neck
This post was edited on 5/26/15 at 9:26 am
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:26 am to cajunangelle
quote:
I need evidence and grab my iphone and video tape his arse and then call 911.
you already have security cameras around the house thats catching everything.
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