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re: What would you do? Burglary edition
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:42 am to stout
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:42 am to stout
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Is your shed not locked?
Here's the deal, I have 7' fence all the way around my back yard. There is only one way in the back yard other than jumping the fence and that gate has a coded keypad and deadbolt that no one knows. My shed was not locked. It is now, but never really worried about anyone getting in my backyard as long as the gate was locked.
This post was edited on 5/26/15 at 9:43 am
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:43 am to tgrbaitn08
You just helped a poor person start their own business.
I bet you can get a tax break for that.
I bet you can get a tax break for that.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:44 am to tgrbaitn08
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Boxer Briefs
In that case, I'm ready to rumble. If I was just in my regular boxers with my dong swaying in the wind, I would have to reconsider.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:44 am to tgrbaitn08
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but never really worried about anyone getting in my backyard as long as the gate was locked.
shite like that only keeps honest people out. If a crackhead wants your shite bad enough he will climb your 7' fence obviously but I doubt he would do it with some bolt cutters in tow. A padlock could have saved your shite.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:44 am to tgrbaitn08
My dogs would've scared the dude away long before I walked out there. However, if he was dumb enough to hang around, I'd sic my 60 lb. shepherd-mix bitch on him; she'd likely rip off one of his hands.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:45 am to JTM72
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Let my big arse dog go after him. He is not friendly towards unwanted visitors.
My big arse dog would go after him and lick him to death. Assault by tongue and tail wagging.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:46 am to tgrbaitn08
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Funny thing is, all he took was lawn mower, blower and weed-eater. He even filled everything up with gas before he left.
Sounds like an entrepreneur about to set up a new lawn maintenance business in your hood.
To the original question, you can't be sure HE's not armed (or has picked up one of your tools he could use as a weapon), so IMO, go inside, lock the door, arm myself, call the police.
This post was edited on 5/26/15 at 11:49 am
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:47 am to tgrbaitn08
"Smile (point at cameras), you're on Candid Camera."
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:48 am to tgrbaitn08
So he lifted the lawn mower over the locked fence? Strong arse crackhead; definitely don't mess with him.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:48 am to tgrbaitn08
Move to a better neighborhood.
What am I talking about. I live in Uptown New Orleans. You know how in Montana you see bears roam into garages foraging for food and then they leave when busted? Consider this native animal the same.
What am I talking about. I live in Uptown New Orleans. You know how in Montana you see bears roam into garages foraging for food and then they leave when busted? Consider this native animal the same.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:49 am to BamaChick
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You just helped a poor person start their own business.
we have an idea who it was....local crack head that comes around looking for odd jobs...I always turn him away but my wife lets him wash her car. He knows I dont use my lawn equipment because he see's the Mexicans cutting my grass and taking care of my yard. Plus we have him on video, wearing black hoodie, black pants.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:49 am to terd ferguson
hey terd, i have a request...
i wanted to see if you could put together a simple logo for my company.. can i shoot you an email with the details??
it'll be a simple task with only block letters
TIA
i wanted to see if you could put together a simple logo for my company.. can i shoot you an email with the details??
it'll be a simple task with only block letters
TIA
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:50 am to RedRifle
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What am I talking about. I live in Uptown New Orleans. You know how in Montana you see bears roam into garages foraging for food and then they leave when busted? Consider this native animal the same.
I lol'ed
The New Orleans Bear is quite the dangerous wild animal.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:50 am to Dorothy
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So he lifted the lawn mower over the locked fence? Strong arse crackhead; definitely don't mess with him.
No, you can get out you just cant get in. He jumped the fence to get in the yard and opened the gate to let himself out.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:51 am to tgrbaitn08
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I always turn him away but my wife lets him wash her car and give her a proper bang.
Your wife seems pretty nice
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:52 am to tgrbaitn08
At 6 AM on a Sunday before coffee, I likely would be too out of it to even realize what was happening.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:52 am to stout
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Your wife seems pretty nice
thats why he did this when he knew I wasnt home
Posted on 5/26/15 at 9:57 am to tgrbaitn08
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What do you do?
I would walk out with my 130 lb mastiff on a leash and with my 40 caliber. I would tell him that if he makes a move towards me then I will shoot him. I will also tell him that he has 10 seconds to get off my property or I will let her off the leash. And that next time he does not get the benefit of her on a leash.
Edit: Actually he would've gotten attacked. I double check each morning to make sure the gate is close then I let the dogs out. I wouldn't have seen him until after the dogs are out.
This post was edited on 5/26/15 at 9:59 am
Posted on 5/26/15 at 10:01 am to mglsu21
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I would tell him that if he makes a move towards me then I will shoot him.
ok, thanks for playing
Posted on 5/26/15 at 10:08 am to mglsu21
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I would walk out with my 130 lb mastiff on a leash and with my 40 caliber. I would tell him that if he makes a move towards me then I will shoot him. I will also tell him that he has 10 seconds to get off my property or I will let her off the leash. And that next time he does not get the benefit of her on a leash.
Its like you didn't read the thread.
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