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re: What Would Jesus Drink? Christian Energy Beverages
Posted on 6/11/26 at 10:20 am to Oilfieldbiology
Posted on 6/11/26 at 10:20 am to Oilfieldbiology
Would they also happen to wear tiny hats?
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Posted on 6/11/26 at 10:20 am to Shexter
Why do evangelicals always want to make Jesus as white as possible? That picture could be of a bartender in Oslo.
Posted on 6/11/26 at 10:23 am to Shexter
Is this a way to evade taxes?
Posted on 6/11/26 at 10:23 am to T1gerNate
Well, the stained glass windows reduce Jesus to a painting on a wall.
This really isn’t that much different than a lot of goofy things that Christians do. You just don’t realize it at first sight because the other things are considered normal.
This really isn’t that much different than a lot of goofy things that Christians do. You just don’t realize it at first sight because the other things are considered normal.
Posted on 6/11/26 at 10:28 am to Hangover Haven
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I'll wait for the Resurrection Raspberry flavor.
It’s a 3-day wait time
Posted on 6/11/26 at 10:31 am to Hangover Haven
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ll wait for the Resurrection Raspberry flavor.
He Has Raisin
Posted on 6/11/26 at 10:32 am to Shexter
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“God put it on our hearts to specifically preach the gospel through an energy drink,”
Posted on 6/11/26 at 10:44 am to UFFan
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Well, the stained glass windows reduce Jesus to a painting on a wall.
This really isn’t that much different than a lot of goofy things that Christians do. You just don’t realize it at first sight because the other things are considered normal.
I'm trying really hard not to type out what I'm thinking here.
Posted on 6/11/26 at 10:44 am to Shexter
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God put it on our hearts to specifically preach the gospel through an energy drink,
Least grifting non-denominational
Posted on 6/11/26 at 11:13 am to Shexter
What's the likelihood that the creators disapproved of the movie Dogma?
Posted on 6/11/26 at 12:24 pm to Tyga Woods
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the blood of Christ is the only energy drink I need
So, wine the priest probably stuck his dick in?
Posted on 6/11/26 at 1:28 pm to Shexter
You were listening to the Ticket out of Dallas this morning, right??
They talked about this today.
They talked about this today.
Posted on 6/11/26 at 2:32 pm to Tyga Woods
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blood of Christ
Vampire?
quote:
body of Christ
Werewolf?
Posted on 6/11/26 at 2:35 pm to Oilfieldbiology
Well, think of this as the Protestant Eucharist, where evangelical Protestants believe that this is literally the blood of Jesus. How is that any more ridiculous than the Eucharist wine?
And as bad as energy drinks are for people, they aren't as bad for people as alcohol is.
And as bad as energy drinks are for people, they aren't as bad for people as alcohol is.
This post was edited on 6/11/26 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 6/11/26 at 2:36 pm to Shexter
What is with the yahweh crap? His daddy named him Jesus, Ima call him Jesus.
Posted on 6/11/26 at 2:38 pm to wareaglepete
Yahweh is supposed to be the Old Testament word for God from what I understand. A lot of Protestants (especially Southern Protestants) are very Old Testament-centric, quite a bit more than Catholics are,
This post was edited on 6/11/26 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 6/11/26 at 2:38 pm to Tyga Woods
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the blood of Christ is the only energy drink I need
Brand New Flavor!
Blood Orange of Christ
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