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What Would Jesus Drink? Christian Energy Beverages
Posted on 6/11/26 at 9:22 am
Posted on 6/11/26 at 9:22 am
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Drink brands such as Yahweh and Praise Energy say they’re raising awareness for Christianity – but are they just treating Jesus like an uncopyrighted Mickey Mouse?
https://www.beliefnet.com/faiths/christianity/what-would-jesus-drink-welcome-to-the-age-of-christian-energy-beverages.aspx
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Jesus, it turns out, has a branding problem – at least according to the makers of these drinks. Too many people simply haven’t heard the message. “God put it on our hearts to specifically preach the gospel through an energy drink,” the creator of Yahweh says in an Instagram video defending the company against accusations that it exists mainly to turn a profit.
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Each case of Agape comes with a single sleeve cardboard gift box designed to be used directly for evangelism. Whether that’s evangelism for Christ or evangelism for Agape, you get to decide. Agape costs $40 for a 20-pack, so one can is roughly $3.30 for a 12oz energy drink.
This post was edited on 6/11/26 at 9:30 am
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Posted on 6/11/26 at 9:24 am to Shexter
I’ll wait for the halal version
Posted on 6/11/26 at 9:26 am to Shexter
I'll wait for the Resurrection Raspberry flavor.
Posted on 6/11/26 at 9:26 am to Shexter
the blood of Christ is the only energy drink I need
Posted on 6/11/26 at 9:27 am to Shexter
Any Christian would understand this was a bad idea.
Posted on 6/11/26 at 9:28 am to Shexter
I feel like they are missing an opportunity for a Resurrection Raspberry flavor. Who doesn't want that type of energy.
Edit: This is a very strange "he beat me to it" moment. Very strange.
Edit: This is a very strange "he beat me to it" moment. Very strange.
This post was edited on 6/11/26 at 9:30 am
Posted on 6/11/26 at 9:28 am to Shexter
The same thing I drink. Good red wine.
Posted on 6/11/26 at 9:30 am to Shexter
Well, Catholicism teaches that the Eucharist is the literal body and blood of Jesus. How is this any worse?
Posted on 6/11/26 at 9:30 am to Hangover Haven
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Resurrection Raspberry flavor.
Circumcision Cherry
Posted on 6/11/26 at 9:42 am to Tyga Woods
mptw
Posted on 6/11/26 at 9:51 am to Snipe
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Any Christian would understand this was a bad idea.
yeaaaah this seems pretty blasphemous
Posted on 6/11/26 at 9:59 am to HillabeeBaw
Posted on 6/11/26 at 10:00 am to Shexter
Energy drinks are poison.
Posted on 6/11/26 at 10:01 am to Shexter
Can't wait for the Yahweh JACKED version with 12% alcohol, all natural ingredients.
Posted on 6/11/26 at 10:11 am to Shexter
Could you imagine mixing this with a psychedelic and seeing God while tripping on toned down amphetamines?
And to answer question in the OP? Yes I’d drink it if it tastes good.
And to answer question in the OP? Yes I’d drink it if it tastes good.
This post was edited on 6/11/26 at 10:12 am
Posted on 6/11/26 at 10:11 am to Shexter
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Agape costs $40 for a 20-pack, so one can is roughly $3.30 for a 12oz energy drink.
Uhm, I'm no math major, but something is off here
Posted on 6/11/26 at 10:15 am to Shexter
That is just a damn shame. Who would reduce our Lord and Savior to a face on an aluminum can? Disgusting, sacrilegious, and contemptible. I can’t believe anyone who calls himself a Christian could be associated with something like this.
Posted on 6/11/26 at 10:17 am to Shexter
Posted on 6/11/26 at 10:17 am to UFFan
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Well, Catholicism teaches that the Eucharist is the literal body and blood of Jesus. How is this any worse?
Are you seriously asking how the transfiguration that is core to the beliefs of Catholics world wide is different than selling Christ based energy drinks?
Posted on 6/11/26 at 10:18 am to T1gerNate
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I can’t believe anyone who calls himself a Christian could be associated with something like this.
What are the chances that the founders of this are of an older, smaller, Abrahamic religion?
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