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What would be the pettiest thing you would do if you were a cop?
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:49 am
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:49 am
I would 100% ticket every one of those buttholes who park outside the grocery store in the "No Parking Fire Zone" space. Or people who just sit in their car waiting for someone to come out the store, they are the worse.
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:53 am to The Dunder Mifflin
I would allow everyone to park on the neutral ground in City Park before the CCC and then come and ticket every car to make a money grab......oh wait.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:53 am to The Dunder Mifflin
quote:
I would 100% ticket every one of those buttholes who park outside the grocery store in the "No Parking Fire Zone" space. Or people who just sit in their car waiting for someone to come out the store, they are the worse.
Really? That's the worst thing that bothers you? I'd harass the people who don't put their carts back over them.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:54 am to The Dunder Mifflin
Ticket bicyclists who don't follow the rules of the road
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:54 am to The Dunder Mifflin
Pull over every motherfricker cruising in the left lane ALLLLLLLL DAY ERRRRRRY DAY. 
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:54 am to The Dunder Mifflin
I would follow politicians all day just waiting for them to: make a Cali turn, park in the wrong spot or go over the speed limit by 1 mph
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:55 am to The Dunder Mifflin
Strictly enforce traffic laws involving:
-Misuse of passing lane
-Failure to signal
-Cigarette butt litter
-Misuse of passing lane
-Failure to signal
-Cigarette butt litter
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:55 am to The Dunder Mifflin
Put on my lights in traffic and breeze through.
Ticket slow left lane drivers/campers.
Write $500 littering tickets for cigarette butts flying out of windows all day.
Pull over smoking hot women for no reason and let them off with warnings after I get a better look at them in person.
Ticket slow left lane drivers/campers.
Write $500 littering tickets for cigarette butts flying out of windows all day.
Pull over smoking hot women for no reason and let them off with warnings after I get a better look at them in person.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:56 am to The Dunder Mifflin
quote:
buttholes who park outside the grocery store in the "No Parking Fire Zone" space. Or people who just sit in their car waiting for someone to come out the store, they are the worse.
What if they pulled the car around for a family member in a wheelchair? Unless it's OweO, I write no ticket.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:56 am to SwatMitchell
quote:
Strictly enforce traffic laws involving:
-Misuse of passing lane
-Failure to signal
-Cigarette butt litter
Woah
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:56 am to The Dunder Mifflin
Give DUIs
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:57 am to The Dunder Mifflin
I'd go scorched earth on those lazy fricks that decide locating a trash can for their McDonald's bag is too much effort.
This post was edited on 2/12/19 at 10:58 am
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:57 am to TheCaterpillar
Show bitches my nightstick...
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:57 am to The Dunder Mifflin
Play with the siren... just to make people shite their pants..
Wooop Woop woop....woop woop...
Wooop Woop woop....woop woop...
This post was edited on 2/12/19 at 10:58 am
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:57 am to The Boat
Surprised no one has killed a dog yet.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:59 am to The Dunder Mifflin
Write tickets for license plate light being burnt out.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:59 am to The Dunder Mifflin
Ticket every person texting and driving.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:59 am to The Dunder Mifflin
A lot of good ones already so I'll add:
Drive through my neighborhood and ticket every fricker that's parked on the street instead of in their driveway.
Even more so, the ones parked in the right lane in front of houses that sit on four lane streets. WHY ARE YOU PARKED ON AN ACTUAL STREET?? Pull in to the goddamn driveway.
Drive through my neighborhood and ticket every fricker that's parked on the street instead of in their driveway.
Even more so, the ones parked in the right lane in front of houses that sit on four lane streets. WHY ARE YOU PARKED ON AN ACTUAL STREET?? Pull in to the goddamn driveway.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:59 am to Centinel
Ticket everyone going one mph over in the left lane.
But seriously, I would ticket everyone who pulls into the middle of an intersection during a light cycle who is not out by the time the opposing light turns green. These are the people who make traffic worse.
But seriously, I would ticket everyone who pulls into the middle of an intersection during a light cycle who is not out by the time the opposing light turns green. These are the people who make traffic worse.
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:59 am to SwatMitchell
quote:
Strictly enforce traffic laws involving:
quote:
-Failure to signal
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