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"What the hell?" gifts you got today.

Posted on 12/25/18 at 9:58 am
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 9:58 am
I'll get this ball rolling.

My mom gave me a Himalayan salt lamp, an aromatherapy machine, and a Pepto-Bismol pink shirt. I love them because they're from my mom, but apparently, my hovel was a bit too dark and musty and my personal style did not have enough fabulous in it.

ETA: In hindsight, I think my mom was subtly trolling the frick out of me. She asked me what I wanted at Thanksgiving and I told her that I wanted nothing other than hanging out with her because if I want something, I just get it myself.

Every last one of those gifts has a specific reason I'd never really want it and she KNOWS those reasons. I think she intentionally gave me stuff I'd never want because of what I told her at Thanksgiving.

She's an evil fricking genius.
This post was edited on 12/25/18 at 10:07 am
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:01 am to
Some sort of fancy shampoo because men's Degree or whatever isn't good for your hair. I said ok and I'll use it because I don't care, but I don't what to know what it costs.
This post was edited on 12/25/18 at 10:02 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117700 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:02 am to
Ninja coffee machine with some gay little froth attachment.

I was looking for the skinny jeans and fedora that were supposed to come with it.
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
5343 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:04 am to
About an hour of sleep.... that was my gift lol.
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:06 am to
Tube socks
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15782 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:06 am to
For the first time I don’t have any gifts to open. Wife and I just ordered stuff off amazon and opened the box when it came in a couple of weeks ago. Told my parents not to get me anything .

This post was edited on 12/25/18 at 10:10 am
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18805 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:09 am to
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Ninja coffee machine with some gay little froth attachment.


You say that now. Soon you’ll be posting pics of lattes with lattice foam designs
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:09 am to
Get your finances in order.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:11 am to
I got a stupid glass shaped like a teardrop with some water in it and some fake fiberglass “snow”

Damn thing is supposed to tell me the weather but hasn’t done a got damn thing since I opened it. What a waste of 40 bucks.
Posted by metalfacedterrorist
Athens, GA
Member since Jul 2018
260 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:16 am to
I received leopard-printed sheets from my grandmother...

When I asked her if she mistakenly put someone else’s gift in my bag or if it was a joke, she almost started to sob.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117700 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:17 am to
With a neck beard and stretched out earlobes.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:17 am to
A KitchenAid Mini Food Processor
Posted by sgallo3
Dorne
Member since Sep 2008
24747 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:18 am to
quote:

Ninja coffee machine with some gay little froth attachment.


haha the frother is great for quick cappuccino's. you lucked out. plus they make a nice cup of joe faster than anything else
Posted by Bow dude72
Member since Mar 2017
2330 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:19 am to
All i wanted was a 35 wheelen CVA Scout camo stainless steel barrel with a muzzle break equipped with a leopold vx-6 4x18 40mm with a vault gun case... dammit.. oh well these socks are cool. Hahaha
Posted by Bert Macklin FBI
Quantico
Member since May 2013
8946 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:20 am to
I think you are joking but the weather glass really works.

It’s good for a desk at work.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27095 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:20 am to
My mother in law gave me one of those round shower sponge poof things. I didn't think I smelled that badly.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31118 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:20 am to
quote:

Some sort of fancy shampoo


Control gx, man. I'm serious, that stuff is amazing.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38508 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:20 am to
Brown and orange Lance tiny-arms strong socks.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31118 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:22 am to
quote:

I got a stupid glass shaped like a teardrop with some water in it and some fake fiberglass “snow”



This should be a pics thread. Would be much more entertaining
Posted by BBONDS25
Member since Mar 2008
48314 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 10:37 am to
I got socks and boxers and I was very pleased. 2under boxers. If you haven’t tried them...do it. 10 year old me hates current me.
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