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What sucks about living with a woman is that you know when she takes a dump

Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:59 pm
Posted by Tarik One
Member since May 2016
2094 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:59 pm
I was always cool with not knowing, even though it's perfectly natural. Now, not so much

Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52860 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:00 pm to
Did you think it didn't happen? I grew up with sisters and prepared for life I guess
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9580 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:01 pm to
she could say the same about you.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
40004 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:02 pm to
They also bleed out their vag. Crazy stuff.
Posted by CuyahogaTigerJr
Northeast ohio
Member since Aug 2018
2365 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:03 pm to
Yeah wait till she yells it out to your kids as they try to complain about u to her while she mom the pot ... it only gets better baw
Posted by tiggah1981
Winterfell
Member since Aug 2007
18019 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:03 pm to
reality hurts

i found up by seeing some leftover TP tangled in her arse hair
Posted by CuyahogaTigerJr
Northeast ohio
Member since Aug 2018
2365 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:04 pm to
Trump
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84172 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:04 pm to
That’s why you should always ask her to take the dump on your chest so there’s no confusion or mystery.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9515 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:04 pm to
quote:

Did you think it didn't happen? I grew up with sisters and prepared for life I guess


Nothing like walking up on a big steamer that your sister just laid or hearing a trombone fart from her from another room.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40129 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:04 pm to
Just wait till she starts to fart in bed.
Posted by BawFromBawcomville
Member since May 2019
83 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:08 pm to
quote:

That’s why you should always ask her to take the dump on your chest so there’s no confusion or mystery.




Second this

This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 11:08 pm
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60198 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:08 pm to
can't be all that bad...smells like bubble gum, right?
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:11 pm to
Grow the frick up
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118223 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:11 pm to
Farting in their sleep is the best.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
77667 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:12 pm to
I'm mike duh till, comin liiiiiiive

Frum duh silva slippa', along wit, Duh Cajun Cannon.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66868 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:12 pm to

Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27283 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:15 pm to
quote:

They also bleed out their vag. Crazy stuff.

”you wanna come back to my place?”

“Yeah, but im on my period.”

“So... do you wanna come back to my place?”



Edit: it only happened once..... Im older and have learned that some girls are telling the truth and I can do without the stained sheets...
This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 11:17 pm
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118223 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:15 pm to
I did muh first garbage route, chirty yea’s ago, on the back of an old pickup truck.


And ya mudda...........was ridin’ chotgun



Ughhhyuhtalkin traaaaaaaaaash tuh me





Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
77667 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:17 pm to
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32622 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:19 pm to
Is that second girl in a dungeon that decided to add some luxurious takes, but left the smearings on the wall?
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