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re: What professions do you think low key get laid a lot?

Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:28 pm to
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21329 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:28 pm to
you apparantly have not been in many labs. Analytical clinical lab scientists are not what you want 95% of time.
Posted by Tomatocantender
Boot
Member since Jun 2021
4686 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:28 pm to
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Nurses and Doctors. Got friends that are nurses and they get more butt at the hospital than toilet seats


Buddy's wife had me bricked up telling us a story at an LSU tailgate about when she started as an RN at old charity Earl K on Airline. Said the adrenaline was so high for doctors and nurses because you never knew what gunshot victim or serious crime victim was coming through those ER doors at 2am, so to blow off steam it was a goddamn orgy in offices or in the stairwell. Said it wasn't uncommon to see a doc or two tag teaming having one or more of her nurse friends arse-up on a flight of stairs with the scrubs down to the ankles. Happened almost every weekend Friday/Sat night. The way she told the story, she had my shite busting through to the jeans zipper. His wife (no pics) is an easy 8 or 9 and the way she told the story being a little drunk, I could tell she wanted so hard to just admit she was an active participant in the debauchery.
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:28 pm to
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Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29446 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:29 pm to
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Fed Ex drivers


Just because you blow the delivery guy doesn't mean everyone else is too.
Posted by AUTiger1978
Member since Jan 2018
885 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:37 pm to
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Baseball instructor


This is how I got a great deal on a house. Doctor’s wife was boning their kid’s baseball instructor. He found out and filed for divorce but verbally agreed to give her a generous monthly stipend to end things easily. She just had to cut it off with the dude to get paid.

She goes out and buys a nice house right before the doc finds out she’s still boning said baseball instructor. Doc cuts her off and I get a nice house for about 20% below market. Lots of other stories about that lady we heard from neighbors too. It seems to have been a whoring train wreck of a mid-life crisis.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:40 pm to


I spit mad truth on the mic
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18702 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:45 pm to
My dad says the UPS guy in their small town has notches on his truck for women he has banged in the truck. If he bangs them in their house, it doesn’t get a notch. Apparently a lot of housewives have a fantasy to get it on in the truck.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175594 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:46 pm to
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My dad says the UPS guy in their small town has notches on his truck for women he has banged in the truck. If he bangs them in their house, it doesn’t get a notch. Apparently a lot of housewives have a fantasy to get it on in the truck.

Peej can do it to Pop goes the weasel
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
4202 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:47 pm to
Lawyers in big law firms in big cities. Every year a new cohort of 25-28 year old eager beavers arrive into an office environment with the right mix of good looks, stress, youth, and accepted social drinking.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175594 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:49 pm to
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Lawyers in big law firms in big cities. Every year a new cohort of 25-28 year old eager beavers arrive into an office environment with the right mix of good looks, stress, youth, and accepted social drinking.

you mean women sleep their way to the top?


no way

and men abuse their power

shut up
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
23592 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:53 pm to
Tennis club pro
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113857 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:53 pm to
What about lifeguards?
Posted by PappaSwolio
tGeneral’s Army
Member since Sep 2022
901 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:02 pm to
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Pizza delivery driver.


Delivered Pizza all through undergrad. Can confirm this is false
Posted by foosball
Member since Nov 2021
1882 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:06 pm to
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Pizza delivery driver.


You ordered a large sausage ma’am ?
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
5329 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:11 pm to
Mortician
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
1902 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:15 pm to
Doctor
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
15804 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:15 pm to
You need to write for Playboy.
Posted by Lazer Legz
South
Member since May 2020
283 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:16 pm to
Butchers
Posted by Tomatocantender
Boot
Member since Jun 2021
4686 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:21 pm to
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You need to write for Playboy.



I prefer xvideos or my new favorite is xhamster live with Ukraine as the filter.
Posted by braves21
Member since Sep 2022
502 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:23 pm to
lawyers at large law firms
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