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re: What professions do you think low key get laid a lot?

Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:24 pm to
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
166087 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:24 pm to
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Insurance salesman. I have never met an insurance salesman that was stressed about anything.


Can verify







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Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63831 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:25 pm to
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Bartenders.

Not really a “profession” though


My SIL made more as a bartender in ATL than she makes with her engineering degree from Georgia Tech. She makes good money and has a 9-5 to raise a family and all that, but a good bartender at a nice place in a big city can make a lot of money. And there is an art to it. It's not just opening beers.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11193 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:41 pm to
Casino valets
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90472 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:49 pm to
Personal trainer
Any type of personal coach for any type of sport
Any blue collar job that does house calls
Truck drivers. They stay on the road by themselves and frequent sketchy places loaded with easy skanks
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51413 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:57 pm to
Cell phone stores. I worked at a Sprint retail store years ago. If you just have a decent personality, you can slay poon all day long.
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 9:00 pm
Posted by jlu03
San Diego
Member since Jul 2012
3320 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:59 pm to
High school teacher
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12609 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:13 pm to
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My SIL made more as a bartender in ATL


So…NOT her profession is what you’re telling me?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22132 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:15 pm to
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
66993 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:17 pm to
Gen ed history/archaeology professor
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4429 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:23 pm to
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Pizza delivery driver.


I cleaned up one summer doing this. I only delivered pizza’s with extra anchovies. Made enough money to cover Fall tuition and swam in pussy.
Posted by HippieTiger
Boulder, CO
Member since Oct 2015
2129 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:24 pm to
Software engineers
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
6925 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:25 pm to
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My SIL made more as a bartender in ATL than she makes with her engineering degree from Georgia Tech. She makes good money and has a 9-5 to raise a family and all that, but a good bartender at a nice place in a big city can make a lot of money. And there is an art to it. It's not just opening beers.


Big city or college town

My cousin was one of few main bartenders at Highlands in Auburn for a while during the early 2000s. He was making $100k a year easily working 4 nights a week.


And he was ploughing a canal through campus. Just ridiculous. I used to be thoroughly jealous of the life he was enjoying.

I still am, but I used to too.
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 9:27 pm
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Member since Jul 2021
1803 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:26 pm to
Dude i was juggling pussy the entire time I sold ladies shoes in dillards in the mall
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:26 pm to
The UPS and Fed Ex guys
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
3562 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:29 pm to
WalMart greeters
Bag boys at the grocery store
Garbage men
Fry Cooks
Janitors
Guy who hands out putters and balls at Goofy Golf
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64376 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:29 pm to
I’m a product manager for an earthmoving equipment manufacturer and I get laid 2-3 times a week. And by the same woman for 26 years and counting.
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 9:36 pm
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30261 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:35 pm to
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I cleaned up one summer doing this. I only delivered pizza’s with extra anchovies. Made enough money to cover Fall tuition and swam in pussy.

I bet you have a lot of mustache rides
Posted by TyOconner
NOLA
Member since Nov 2009
11080 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:44 pm to
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Goofy golf


Ain’t gonna lie, I chuckled at that one.
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
8668 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:50 pm to
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cleaned up one summer doing this. I only delivered pizza’s with extra anchovies. Made enough money to cover Fall tuition and swam in pussy.


Lol. Most of the younger crowd won’t get this.

Of all the jobs I had, working as a waiter or bartender when the ratio is a lot greater female to male is crazy. I’d end up banging almost all of them working there. It’s like a competition between the women fighting for your attention. But the odds have to be in your favor.
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 9:51 pm
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
28907 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:12 pm to
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Catholic Priest.


Low key best answer in this thread.
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