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re: What men and women lie about when it comes to sex

Posted on 3/15/19 at 5:00 pm to
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 5:00 pm to
Men's list should include "I swear it was an accident! It slipped in the wrong hole!"
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 5:01 pm to
This post was edited on 3/15/19 at 5:02 pm
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
48737 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

What men and women lie about when it comes to sex



Men lie about how much sex they've had and women lie about how much sex they haven't had.
Posted by 99BLKBRD
Member since Mar 2015
575 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 5:33 pm to
A good friend of mine told me her and her bf were going at it at a campground one night in a tent. He was pounding away and it popped out and went straight up the B-hole! She said she woke everybody up that night.
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
38165 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

You clean up whatever mess is left on you


If there’s a mess left behind, you’re doing it wrong.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 5:38 pm to
Sorry, baby. I didnt hear you say the safeword
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122522 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 5:39 pm to
I lie about the size of my penis. Don't like to say how big it really is because it can be intimidating to some.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

there won’t be many complaints complaints if the fireworks go off early



Ladies first.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

Ladies first
I do like to have my lady get hers first, no lie.
Posted by 2geaux
Georgia
Member since Feb 2008
2769 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:18 pm to
I've got a big Johnson!
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56564 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

I always laugh when a chick tells me I’m huge or right after sex, she tells me how awesome it was. 



If I had an orgasm it was good even if average.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:33 pm to
Women lie about their dick size?
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 7:01 pm to
The number one lie women tell is that size doesn't matter. The next biggest lie is you are the first guy I let do that.
Posted by Duffnshank
Member since Jan 2019
929 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 7:06 pm to
Nice!
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14715 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 7:39 pm to
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BellaTigre18

im still waiting on the pee video...
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 7:53 pm to



Ask you wife, I hear that’s her specialty.


Oh and gang bangs while your cuck arse watches.
This post was edited on 3/15/19 at 8:23 pm
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99034 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:20 pm to
I meant to pull out
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6980 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:33 pm to
You can make anywhere from $1000-$5000 a day.
Posted by down time
space
Member since Oct 2013
1914 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 9:32 pm to
No need to put on a front to get pussy
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3237 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:15 pm to
You poor fricker.
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