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re: What men and women lie about when it comes to sex

Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:08 pm to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:08 pm to
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Apparently the "This is the first time I've ever done something like this" box wasn't an option to check on the women's form. It'd be a solid #2.
Man, ain't that the truth!!
Posted by ashy larry
Marcy Projects
Member since Mar 2010
5582 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:09 pm to
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fake an orgasm


Don't even care
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69557 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:10 pm to
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Women's most common sex lies: 1. Reducing the real number of men they have slept with


SHOCKING
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:10 pm to
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Yeah it's not that hard to spit on your back



Well you had better be the one to wipes it off because, come on?!?!
This post was edited on 3/15/19 at 4:11 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:11 pm to
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I never lie about this. I'm always good for a solid three minutes.


That’s why you bring the foreplay and tongue game strong as frick. Make sure she gets hers before you even start with the nitty gritty and there won’t be many complaints complaints if the fireworks go off early
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:12 pm to
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Well you had better be the one to wipes it off because, come on?!?!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:14 pm to
How about “no that’s Fine we’ll just go back to my place and talk.”


Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61690 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:14 pm to
I can honestly say I have never watched a pornographic movie.
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:14 pm to
I always laugh when a chick tells me I’m huge or right after sex, she tells me how awesome it was.

I’m not an idiot. I’m your average 5’8” dude with an average dick, and I pumped away in missionary for like 2 minutes.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:15 pm to
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How about “no that’s Fine we’ll just go back to my place and talk.”
Damn, their list should be way longer
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:16 pm to
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I can honestly say I have never watched a pornographic movie.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:19 pm to
If you know you’re just average, why not try to bump up your game?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20233 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:24 pm to
I have said quite a few times on here that if you truly think some girl is gonna actually tell you the whole truth about who she has been with or how many people she has been with, you truly are that stupid.
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
62328 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:25 pm to
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I came.


You faked your orgasm, while I had a real one. Who really won here?
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:30 pm to
No...


The question was:
quote:

What men and women lie about when it comes to sex



I simply answered.
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3237 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:50 pm to
That’s not how that works
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:52 pm to
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That’s not how that works



Do tell?

Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20259 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:55 pm to
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said quite a few times on here that if you truly think some girl is gonna actually tell you the whole truth about who she has been with or how many people she has been with, you truly are that stupid.


I never ask
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3237 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:56 pm to
You clean up whatever mess is left on you.

The guy cleans up whatever mess is left on him.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:59 pm to
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You clean up whatever mess is left on you. The guy cleans up whatever mess is left on him.


Nah
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