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What men and women lie about when it comes to sex

Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:47 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:47 pm
No man can say he hasn't watched porn
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Ever told a little fib about your sex life? Perhaps, during a game of Never Have I Ever, you were ashamed of having done something particularly kinky. Maybe you pretended someone was the best you’d ever had when, well, they weren’t. Some lies are harmless, others, not so much. But if you have been less than honest about your sexual activities, you’re not alone (although that doesn’t mean you’re morally safe and sound). Illicit Encounters surveyed 2,000 men and women to find out the most common sex-related things they lie about. As you might expect, there are differences between the genders. Women’s most popular sexy lie is the reduce the number of people they have slept with, while men’s most popular is to deny ever cheating on a partner.
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Women's most common sex lies: 1. Reducing the real number of men they have slept with 2. Faking an orgasm 3. Saying I love you when I don’t mean it 4. We have sex all the time 5. I never fantasize about sex with other men 6. I’ve got a headache 7. I never cheat on a partner 8. The sex was great! 9. I don’t enjoy porn 10. I don’t masturbate
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Men's most common sex lies: 1. I never cheat on a partner 2. I never watch porn 3. I rarely masturbate 4. You look great! 5. Increasing the real number of women they have slept with 6. I usually last a lot longer 7. Saying I love you when I don’t mean it. 8. The sex was great! 9. I just want to sleep – honest! 10. I never fantasize about sex with other women
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Posted by Tigerbait357
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Posted by LSU fan 246
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:49 pm to
So basically the same shite
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:49 pm to
When she asks if I’m almost done I always say no. Even though I’m about 20 sec from blasting her in the face.
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:49 pm to
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I usually last a lot longer


Amirite baws??
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:53 pm to
I came.


It’s was the best I ever had.


You’re huge.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:55 pm to
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I came. It’s was the best I ever had. You’re huge.
Y'all really lie about that!!

Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:57 pm to
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I came. It’s was the best I ever had.




Just remember ladies...Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 3:58 pm to
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but men can fake love.


So can we and fake an orgasm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:00 pm to
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I usually last a lot longer


I never lie about this. I'm always good for a solid three minutes.
Posted by Geaux23
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:03 pm to
In a few minutes I'll be ready for round 2
Posted by LSUGRAD2008
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Member since Mar 2018
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:04 pm to
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I came. It’s was the best I ever had. You’re huge.


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Y'all really lie about that!!


what some women wont admit is that even a 747 looks small in the grand canyon
Posted by Sao
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:04 pm to

We can fake that 1.5 carat round diamond ring better than ever now, too. Ladies, better get right with your man.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:05 pm to


Touché
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:06 pm to
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what some women wont admit is that even a 747 looks small in the grand canyon
Posted by JDPndahizzy
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:06 pm to
No baby.. It's not you.. Must be stress
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:06 pm to
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So can we and fake an orgasm


Yeah it's not that hard to spit on your back
Posted by Stiles
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:06 pm to
Apparently the "This is the first time I've ever done something like this" box wasn't an option to check on the women's form. It'd be a solid #2.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:07 pm to
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No baby.. It's not you.. Must be stress
Posted by ashy larry
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Posted on 3/15/19 at 4:07 pm to
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I'm always good for a solid three minutes.


"I don't even believe in (premature ejaculation). I don't. If I come man, it's right on time." - Dave Chapelle
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