re: What kind of weird stuff does your dog do?

My dog will not eat unless I sit outside with him

My dog snores.

Plus, when she sees a dog on TV, she will watch intently, but when the dog goes off screen, she goes ape shite. She will run and look out the windows that are on each side of the TV, barking, growling, and crying, trying to figure out where the dog went.

putting her make up on in the master bathroom. he would sleep blocking my door. I lived in the staring motel area so he was my alarm system.

My stupid dog loves toilet paper, paper towels, socks, and underwear. My brother and SIL watched her while we were out of town. My brother calls and says she went out to crap and had something hanging out her arse. He got my SIL to pull it. It was a long tube sock, followed by a pair of SIL panties. Evidently the dog went through the clean laundry basket and started chowing down. When my lawn guy comes and runs over a pile of crap, there’s usually an explosion of paper products bc the damn dog eats paper towels and toilet paper.

She also runs around in circles to the point she falls over because she’s so dizzy. I have buddies that talk about their smart lab or how well trained their dog is. I get stupid dog.

Won't eat popcorn or pork rinds, but loves brussel sprouts.

I guess it's a texture thing.

She's nine, but she is still scared of her own farts, it's really hilarious. I'd love to get it on video, but you'd need to film her 24 hrs a day to catch it.


She'll be sound asleep, fart, and jump up and run like someone just goosed her.

Mine LOVES cat shite. Like it’s a delicacy.

Knows what's one top of the house, and the name of a famous old time baseball legend.

Nails it every time I ask.

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Takes a mouthful of food out of the bowl, walks it down the hall, spits it on the floor and proceeds to eat it. She repeats the cycle until she is full.

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Both of my dogs do this.

My little dachshund mix is terrified of anything over her head. I can take anything like a pillow or a book and hold it up and she runs away. When I take her fishing, if I go under a bridge she freaks out and hides under the console.