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HogBalls
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Member since Nov 2014
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What kind of man asks for a togo box for a burger and fries?

Me and the brother in law (who I hate) went out for burgers and fries this evening. He eats half and asks for a togo box. I start giving him shite saying what kind of man can’t finish a few beers and burger/fries!? Nobody wakes up the next day and says I’m gonna eat these cold fries and burger.

I start frickin with him saying he was just taking the box home to show my sis in-law that he was a good boy and didn’t go over his 2500 daily calorie intake. I can tell the pussy got mad.

If you can’t drink 3-4 beers and knock out a burger and fries, you have a vagina.



auzach91
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Fries, no. Burger I’ll def eat the next day


geauxtigers87
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yall are some bitchy fricks on here tonight


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Odysseus32
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Boise, ID
Member since Dec 2009
6101 posts

If serious, you kinda suck.


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OldHickory
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Why the frick do you care?


mikelbr
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Fries, no. Burger I’ll def eat the next day


You air fry the fries for about 5 minutes and they will be better than new. Trust me.


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Mingo Was His NameO
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Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
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I start frickin with him saying he was just taking the box home to show my sis in-law that he was a good boy and didn’t go over his 2500 daily calorie intake. I can tell the pussy got mad.


I can see how having to spend time with someone like you could be infuriating.


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Yesca11
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Minneapolis
Member since Aug 2008
1600 posts

I’m wondering why you care what another man puts in his mouth


Mo Jeaux
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what kind of man can’t finish a few beers and burger/fries!?


One who’s not a fat slob?


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Kafka
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Nobody wakes up the next day and says I’m gonna eat these cold fries and burger.
have eaten burger, fries, pizza, chicken etc the next day many times


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Sherman Klump
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You should of fought that pussy.


SixthAndBarone
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Who gives a Frick? Dude wasn’t hungry.


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Dawgfanman
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Member since Jun 2015
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quote:

Me and the brother in law (who I hate) went out for burgers and fries this evening. He eats half and asks for a togo box. I start giving him shite saying what kind of man can’t finish a few beers and burger/fries!? Nobody wakes up the next day and says I’m gonna eat these cold fries and burger. I start frickin with him saying he was just taking the box home to show my sis in-law



You got mixed up in your lie here


Kafka
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You should of fought that pussy
or grabbed it



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bootycricket1
Detroit Mercy Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2011
1292 posts

Let’s see the sister who has the goat pussy.


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Mingo Was His NameO
LSU Fan
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts

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the brother in law


One of the cringiest things on this site by the way.


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Ryan3232
LSU Fan
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Member since Dec 2008
24633 posts

He might go home and demolish the rest after an hour from previously eating to his comfort at the time. I do that if im also drinking beer sometimes.


EthicalHedonist
Member since Mar 2020
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I start frickin with him saying he was just taking the box home to show my sis in-law that he was a good boy and didn’t go over his 2500 daily calorie intake.

This was your first thought? If he truly “got mad,” I imagine it was at his wife and your wife (husband?) for convincing him to go in the first place.


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BuckyCheese
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What kind of man asks for a togo box for a burger and fries?


The kind that is plowing your sister?


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LSUBoo
Houston Astros Fan
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
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Fries, no. Burger I’ll def eat the next day


This. Fries suck leftover but I can enjoy a burger the next day.


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