EthicalHedonist

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STPSO Facebook

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Well, it does read like a Facebook post, so I guess that makes sense.

Unexpectedly seeing the deformed duck dick can be a disturbing experience by itself. But witnessing a mallard wielding its corkscrew cock in an act of avian rape while you are on an innocent dog walk…what horror, OP, what horror!

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What kind of dumbass orders something and has it shipped to a burned down house. How is this Amazons fault. The person ordering fricked up.

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Could’ve been a subscription item they forgot to cancel in light of their circumstances.

This story reminded me of a neighbor I had 20+ years ago (damn that hurts to write) when I was a kid. She was a Yankee transplant, a little impolite for this southern neighborhood and a bit too nosy, but nice enough to me. By mistake I ran the lawnmower over some flowers or small bushes that never bloomed that she had planted just on her side of the property line. She called the folks to complain, and we bought some replacements and planted them a little further onto her property. Reading this story made me think that if she had been like that a-hole, she could’ve shot me dead right there on the Wheelhorse.

Senseless deaths always suck, but especially so when the victim was trying to help others, like the fire chief here. May he rest in peace and the murderer receive swift and deserved justice.

Were they burning crosses in the parking lot or something?

Reminds me of a kid in grade school whose last name was Knipple.

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I kid, kinda. I once went around someone going 25 in a 45. They then sped up behind me brandishing a handgun over the steering wheel. I pulled off, jumped back in behind them, and followed them to their destination while updating the cops. Cops showed but I didn't have time to stick around for whatever happened next.

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Unless their possession of the gun was unlawful at the time the cop showed up (felon, loaded pistol in the vehicle in some states, etc.) or they had previously or were in the process of committing another crime (outstanding warrant, drug possession, etc.), this was a waste of time. Outside of those scenarios, the only evidence a crime had been committed left when you did. Not judging—just was hoping the a-hole definitely got what they deserved after you put in all that work. But who knows, maybe they did. If nothing else, you inconvenienced them.

That’s very impressive, but the guy in the background with the “oh shits” and “no freaking ways” irritated me much more than it should. I think I’m getting old.

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