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re: What is your craziest school story?
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:21 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:21 am to CarolinaGamecock99
I swapped out hypochloric acid for hypochlorous acid in a chemistry experiment. Oh I miss the good times.
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Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:21 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Probably when this chick got a pickle stuck in her vagina in the cafeteria. We still call her pickle to this day
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:23 am to oleyeller
Was she hot?
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:24 am to CarolinaGamecock99
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Was she hot?
mehhh.. she wasnt fat or nothing. Just a lower class weird chick.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:24 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Waiting for Oweo's story patiently over here
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:25 am to BillBrosky
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Were you taking the toilet seat home as a trophy?
Like from the Redneck Games?
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:26 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Not a crazy story but a friend of mine used to steal his grandmother's Xanax and pass them out at lunch like candy. I didn't know they were worth $5 a pop at the time or I would've just pocketed them and sold them.
ETA: Oh there was a girl who got finger blasted on a hayride once (BFE Tennessee high school) and then had some allergic reaction and had to tell her parents. Then everyone found out.
We still call her "The girl who got finger blasted on a hayride once" to this day.
ETA: Oh there was a girl who got finger blasted on a hayride once (BFE Tennessee high school) and then had some allergic reaction and had to tell her parents. Then everyone found out.
We still call her "The girl who got finger blasted on a hayride once" to this day.
This post was edited on 4/10/18 at 10:28 am
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:27 am to Deactived
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Waiting for Oweo's story patiently over here
Guaranteed to be about a buddy of his.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:29 am to CarolinaGamecock99
If I didn't like what was for lunch I would skip it. But if I liked it I would go through the line twice. Crazy times.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:32 am to BillBrosky
Nah, he threw it in the air and it landed on the sidewalk. Stayed there for a couple days.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:35 am to CHEDBALLZ
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Nah, he threw it in the air and it landed on the sidewalk.
Clever. Like a mic drop.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:43 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Would have been my senior year when there were rumors of some scandalous pictures of the cheerleaders at cheer camp. We got a hold of the pictures and their were about three girls from our class who decided it would be a good idea to take Polaroids with twizzlers stuck in various orifices of their body. To this day I can't eat a twizzler and not think back to those good ole days. I kept a couple of images for the ole spank bank. All the girls were hot, but the years have not been kind to them, but I try to remember them as they were licorice and all
This post was edited on 4/10/18 at 10:45 am
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:52 am to CarolinaGamecock99
9th grade, biology. 1st day if class the teacher gave us a little intro speech then asked us to write a paper in class explaining what we hoped to gain from the class and if we were looking forward to the year. After she announced the assignment, she sat down, directly in front of me, and started typing something while also clicking her heel(nervous habit I guess). I wrote that I suppose the year would be enjoyable, but only if I didn’t have to hear the clicking of her typewriter and her heels all year.
That didn’t sit well with the ol gal.
The 4h club was known for going on massive amounts of field trips, so naturally I signed up for 4h. The aforementioned teacher was head of 4h, and when it came time for the 1st field trip, she wouldn’t let me go bc of my comments on the first day.
That didn’t sit well with me.
She was an avid gardener, with dozens of plants in her room. Over the next couple weeks, I killed every damn plant she had with roundup mixed in a thermos.
At my moms request, I was in the band. Same year we were marching in a Christmas parade. The same teacher used to dress up as our mascot, but bc it was Christmas, she was a full blown Christmas tree. The suit was about 3’ wide at the bottom. Only her legs and arms from the elbow down were showing. I was lead saxophone thus was on the end of the row. As she came twirling by me, I tripped her and yelled “timber” as she went over. Bc of the suit she wobbled and rolled on the ground like a pig in slop.
By February, she took a sabbatical for the rest of the year. My mom was also a teacher, but at a different school and years later, the teacher told my mom at a conference that she had a nervous breakdown bc of me.
That didn’t sit well with the ol gal.
The 4h club was known for going on massive amounts of field trips, so naturally I signed up for 4h. The aforementioned teacher was head of 4h, and when it came time for the 1st field trip, she wouldn’t let me go bc of my comments on the first day.
That didn’t sit well with me.
She was an avid gardener, with dozens of plants in her room. Over the next couple weeks, I killed every damn plant she had with roundup mixed in a thermos.
At my moms request, I was in the band. Same year we were marching in a Christmas parade. The same teacher used to dress up as our mascot, but bc it was Christmas, she was a full blown Christmas tree. The suit was about 3’ wide at the bottom. Only her legs and arms from the elbow down were showing. I was lead saxophone thus was on the end of the row. As she came twirling by me, I tripped her and yelled “timber” as she went over. Bc of the suit she wobbled and rolled on the ground like a pig in slop.
By February, she took a sabbatical for the rest of the year. My mom was also a teacher, but at a different school and years later, the teacher told my mom at a conference that she had a nervous breakdown bc of me.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:58 am to CarolinaGamecock99
A kid who was in the principals office to get paddled took said paddle from the principal and cracked his head open.
A kid who was pissed that a girl he was infatuated with was dating a football player came to the practice field with a bat and started shite with the whole team. We thought he’d run when we attached, but he started going off hitting anybody that got close. Didn’t know at the time, but same fella killed cats/dogs for fun. Ran over them with a lawn mower, draw and qtr with a 4wheeler, etc. He got locked up before finishing high school.
A kid who was pissed that a girl he was infatuated with was dating a football player came to the practice field with a bat and started shite with the whole team. We thought he’d run when we attached, but he started going off hitting anybody that got close. Didn’t know at the time, but same fella killed cats/dogs for fun. Ran over them with a lawn mower, draw and qtr with a 4wheeler, etc. He got locked up before finishing high school.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:59 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Classmate ran away with a carnival 2 weeks before graduation...
Posted on 4/10/18 at 11:00 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Jr year this crazy girl tried to poisen a substitute by putting expo eraser spray in her water. The substitute tasted it and reported it. Crazy girl got arrested and expelled. I follow her on instagram and she’s still hot, but I feel sorry for the bastard who may end up marrying her.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 11:04 am to CarolinaGamecock99
HS-in gym class freshman year we had to do these exercises where someone stands above you and you grab their ankles and try to make your feet touch their extended hands. No idea who’s bright idea it was but I got partnered with a rediculously hot girl with zero underwear on; got my first glimpse of poon that day.
College-shite my pants in the library, went to the bathroom and left my boxers on the floor and went about my day.
College-shite my pants in the library, went to the bathroom and left my boxers on the floor and went about my day.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 11:06 am to S
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What you are about to read is wilder than the opening credits of Roseanne:
On a bluebird Ithaca fall morning, as i sat inside my favorite coffee shop, I overheard one of Cornell’s secret societies hatching a plan to release a flock of geese into the gymnasium. Unable to process such a vile, unscrupulous thought, i rose from my seat and, with a most guileful attitude, i stood in front of the main lackey and read him the riot act. Lo and behold, an army of animal activists happened to be having their weekly book club at the next booth, and they stood behind me, offering their complete support as those bozos from the society fled with their tails between their legs. Ivy League schools and secret societies...ugh
Nevertheless i was rewarded for my wares with a complementary fat free organic non gmo all natural homemade cream cheese and blueberry danish.
This is the gayest thing I've ever read.....my eyes now have AIDS
Posted on 4/10/18 at 11:08 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Senior year, a girl that turned 18 at the beginning of the year was rumored to be in a porno. I searched and tried to confirm, but got sick of seeing BBC rail girls with huge asses on Onion Booty and gave up
Posted on 4/10/18 at 11:08 am to CarolinaGamecock99
7th grade, substitute teacher was wearing white pants but was sitting at the desk when we walked in. As she began teaching she started walking up to the chalk board. I raised my hand, she acknowledged me, I informed her that she had a large red spot oh the back of her pants. She never subbed us again.
1st time I smoked a joint was when I was 15. We were out one night and it was being passed so I figured wth, why not. I got so damn paranoid I made everyone who rode with me get back in the car bc I was going home. I had 5 people yelling at me the whole way home bc, apparently, I never went over 20mph and was white knuckled and perched on the steering wheel like a little old lady. It was a little pass 8 when we got home. That was my second to last time I smoked a joint.
1st time I smoked a joint was when I was 15. We were out one night and it was being passed so I figured wth, why not. I got so damn paranoid I made everyone who rode with me get back in the car bc I was going home. I had 5 people yelling at me the whole way home bc, apparently, I never went over 20mph and was white knuckled and perched on the steering wheel like a little old lady. It was a little pass 8 when we got home. That was my second to last time I smoked a joint.
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