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What is your craziest school story?
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:04 am
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:04 am
During my senior year, one of my classmates was at a restaurant with some friends and decided to take acid. He ended up tripping hard, stripping naked, and running into the road and blocked traffic for a half hour. Before the police showed up, he even managed to dent a car by humping it 
He got voted most unforgettable in the yearbook
He got voted most unforgettable in the yearbook
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Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:04 am to CarolinaGamecock99
I attended a class
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:07 am to CarolinaGamecock99
i went to the library once
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:08 am to hardhead
I killed a man with a trident.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:09 am to CarolinaGamecock99
I got a boner in the shower after PE. I was ridiculed mercilessly.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:10 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Had a friend whose brother went to the bathroom without a hall pass.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:10 am to SidewalkDawg
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I killed a man with a trident.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:10 am to CarolinaGamecock99
What you are about to read is wilder than the opening credits of Roseanne:
On a bluebird Ithaca fall morning, as i sat inside my favorite coffee shop, I overheard one of Cornell’s secret societies hatching a plan to release a flock of geese into the gymnasium. Unable to process such a vile, unscrupulous thought, i rose from my seat and, with a most guileful attitude, i stood in front of the main lackey and read him the riot act. Lo and behold, an army of animal activists happened to be having their weekly book club at the next booth, and they stood behind me, offering their complete support as those bozos from the society fled with their tails between their legs. Ivy League schools and secret societies...ugh
Nevertheless i was rewarded for my wares with a complementary fat free organic non gmo all natural homemade cream cheese and blueberry danish.
On a bluebird Ithaca fall morning, as i sat inside my favorite coffee shop, I overheard one of Cornell’s secret societies hatching a plan to release a flock of geese into the gymnasium. Unable to process such a vile, unscrupulous thought, i rose from my seat and, with a most guileful attitude, i stood in front of the main lackey and read him the riot act. Lo and behold, an army of animal activists happened to be having their weekly book club at the next booth, and they stood behind me, offering their complete support as those bozos from the society fled with their tails between their legs. Ivy League schools and secret societies...ugh
Nevertheless i was rewarded for my wares with a complementary fat free organic non gmo all natural homemade cream cheese and blueberry danish.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:10 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Wow! Sounds like 2016 was a crazy year for you.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:12 am to CarolinaGamecock99
I slipped a note to a girl once in the quad asking if she liked me,
She checked no.
She checked no.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:12 am to CarolinaGamecock99
During my sophomore year of college I told my English teacher to go frick himself during a yelling match in the hall. A very good friend of mine had just committed suicide a few weeks earlier and I had a lot of suppressed anger when the teacher decided to ask for a paper he never assigned to us. I blew up in class and he told me to meet him in the hallway. I went out there and yelled in his face, called him a lazy frick for never giving us a syllabus (after he told me the due date was listed in the syllabus he never gave us), then told him to go frick himself. He legitimately looked afraid during the exchange and calmed me down. He calmed down too, we both went back to class, and he gave us all an extra two weeks on the paper.
I thought for sure I was going to be kicked out but to my surprise he never reported it and acted as though the exchange never took place. I finished the class with a B.
100% true story.
I thought for sure I was going to be kicked out but to my surprise he never reported it and acted as though the exchange never took place. I finished the class with a B.
100% true story.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:13 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Not my school, but I remember hearing about this one guy’s trip when he skipped school one day.
In suburban Chicago, near the end of the high school year, senior Ferris Bueller fakes sickness to stay home. Throughout the film, Ferris frequently breaks the fourth wall to talk about his friends and give the audience advice on how to skip school. His parents believe him, though his sister Jeanie is not convinced. Dean of Students Edward R. Rooney suspects Ferris is being truant again and commits to catching him. Ferris convinces his friend Cameron Frye, who really is absent due to illness, to help get Ferris' girlfriend Sloane Peterson out of school by reporting that her grandmother has died. To trick Rooney, Ferris sways Cameron to let them use his father's prized 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California Spyder to collect Sloane. Cameron is dismayed when Ferris continues to use the car to drive them into downtown Chicago to spend the day, but Ferris promises they will return it as it was.
The trio leave the car with parking garage attendants who immediately take the car for a joy ride after they leave. Ferris, Cameron, and Sloane sightsee around the city, including the Art Institute of Chicago, Sears Tower, Chicago Mercantile Exchange, and Wrigley Field, while narrowly dodging sight by Mr. Bueller. Cameron remains disinterested, and Ferris attempts to cheer him up by impromptu joining a parade float during the Von Steuben Day parade and lip-syncing Wayne Newton's cover of "Danke Schoen", as well as a rendition of The Beatles' "Twist and Shout" that excites the gathered crowds.
Meanwhile, Rooney investigates the Bueller home to try to prove Ferris' truancy, getting into several pratfalls. At the same time, Jeanie, frustrated that the entire school believes Ferris has come down with a deadly illness, skips class and returns home to confront him, only to hear someone outside trying to break in. Rooney flees while she calls the police; when they arrive they arrest her for filing a false report and contact her mother to collect her. While waiting, she meets a juvenile delinquent who advises her not to worry so much about Ferris. Mrs. Bueller arrives at the station, upset about having to forgo a house sale, only to find Jeanie kissing the delinquent, infuriating her more.
Ferris and his friends collect the Ferrari and depart for home, but shortly discover many miles have been added to the odometer and Cameron becomes catatonic. Back at Cameron's garage, Ferris sets the car on blocks and runs it in reverse to try to take miles off the odometer without success. Cameron finally snaps, and lets out his anger against his controlling father by repeatedly kicking the car. This causes it to fall off the blocks and race in reverse through the back of the garage and into the ravine below. Ferris offers to take the blame, but Cameron asserts he will stand up against his father.
Ferris returns Sloane home and realizes his parents are due home soon. As he races on foot through the neighborhood he is nearly hit by Jeanie, who is driving their mother home. She speeds off trying to beat Ferris home. Ferris makes it home first to find Rooney waiting for him outside. Jeanie races into the house as their mother talks to their father about her behavior that day. Jeanie discovers Rooney threatening Ferris and tells Rooney that she was just helping to return Ferris from the hospital and shows Rooney his wallet that she had found from his earlier break-in. Rooney flees from the family dog while Ferris rushes back to his bedroom to greet his parents while feigning his waning illness. As they leave, Ferris reminds the audience, "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
A defeated Rooney heads home and is picked up by a school bus, further humiliated by the students.
In suburban Chicago, near the end of the high school year, senior Ferris Bueller fakes sickness to stay home. Throughout the film, Ferris frequently breaks the fourth wall to talk about his friends and give the audience advice on how to skip school. His parents believe him, though his sister Jeanie is not convinced. Dean of Students Edward R. Rooney suspects Ferris is being truant again and commits to catching him. Ferris convinces his friend Cameron Frye, who really is absent due to illness, to help get Ferris' girlfriend Sloane Peterson out of school by reporting that her grandmother has died. To trick Rooney, Ferris sways Cameron to let them use his father's prized 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California Spyder to collect Sloane. Cameron is dismayed when Ferris continues to use the car to drive them into downtown Chicago to spend the day, but Ferris promises they will return it as it was.
The trio leave the car with parking garage attendants who immediately take the car for a joy ride after they leave. Ferris, Cameron, and Sloane sightsee around the city, including the Art Institute of Chicago, Sears Tower, Chicago Mercantile Exchange, and Wrigley Field, while narrowly dodging sight by Mr. Bueller. Cameron remains disinterested, and Ferris attempts to cheer him up by impromptu joining a parade float during the Von Steuben Day parade and lip-syncing Wayne Newton's cover of "Danke Schoen", as well as a rendition of The Beatles' "Twist and Shout" that excites the gathered crowds.
Meanwhile, Rooney investigates the Bueller home to try to prove Ferris' truancy, getting into several pratfalls. At the same time, Jeanie, frustrated that the entire school believes Ferris has come down with a deadly illness, skips class and returns home to confront him, only to hear someone outside trying to break in. Rooney flees while she calls the police; when they arrive they arrest her for filing a false report and contact her mother to collect her. While waiting, she meets a juvenile delinquent who advises her not to worry so much about Ferris. Mrs. Bueller arrives at the station, upset about having to forgo a house sale, only to find Jeanie kissing the delinquent, infuriating her more.
Ferris and his friends collect the Ferrari and depart for home, but shortly discover many miles have been added to the odometer and Cameron becomes catatonic. Back at Cameron's garage, Ferris sets the car on blocks and runs it in reverse to try to take miles off the odometer without success. Cameron finally snaps, and lets out his anger against his controlling father by repeatedly kicking the car. This causes it to fall off the blocks and race in reverse through the back of the garage and into the ravine below. Ferris offers to take the blame, but Cameron asserts he will stand up against his father.
Ferris returns Sloane home and realizes his parents are due home soon. As he races on foot through the neighborhood he is nearly hit by Jeanie, who is driving their mother home. She speeds off trying to beat Ferris home. Ferris makes it home first to find Rooney waiting for him outside. Jeanie races into the house as their mother talks to their father about her behavior that day. Jeanie discovers Rooney threatening Ferris and tells Rooney that she was just helping to return Ferris from the hospital and shows Rooney his wallet that she had found from his earlier break-in. Rooney flees from the family dog while Ferris rushes back to his bedroom to greet his parents while feigning his waning illness. As they leave, Ferris reminds the audience, "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
A defeated Rooney heads home and is picked up by a school bus, further humiliated by the students.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:14 am to theunknownknight
it would have been better if you changed all the names.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:15 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Got a blowie in the cavity of the wall between the boys and girls restroom. And yes, she was a she.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:17 am to SidewalkDawg
It would of least been a passable post if the lazy frick took out references to it being a film. Piss poor posting.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:17 am to CarolinaGamecock99
In middle school there was black dude who was obviously gay that all the black dudes use to mess with. One day the gay black dude went to the restroom and 3 dudes decided they were going to follow him into the bathroom and jump him. About 2 minutes later the gay black dude walks out with a bloody toilet seat. He cleaned all 3 of them out.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:20 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Had a friend who jumped off of an 8 foot ledge onto a small table and ended up suffering major brain damage after he slipped. Sad because he was one of the smartest kids in the school
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:20 am to CHEDBALLZ
quote:
In middle school there was black dude who was obviously gay that all the black dudes use to mess with. One day the gay black dude went to the restroom and 3 dudes decided they were going to follow him into the bathroom and jump him. About 2 minutes later the gay black dude walks out with a bloody toilet seat. He cleaned all 3 of them out.
Good for him, frick bullies. Some would make excuses for the 3 who tried to jump him.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:20 am to CHEDBALLZ
Were you taking the toilet seat home as a trophy?
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:21 am to SidewalkDawg
To be fair - he didn’t say “craziest TRUE school story”
So I posted a crazy school story that was...actually a story.
So I posted a crazy school story that was...actually a story.
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