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What is with people buying up all of the toilet paper?
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:27 pm
Can anyone explain this bizarre occurrence? Costco, Sams, Walgreens are all selling out of toilet paper and paper towels everywhere. It has become an internet meme.
I can understand runs on hand sanitizer and the like. But Toilet Paper?
To my knowledge, this thing doesn't even cause severe bowel issues...just upper respiratory.
So why are all of the karens buying up all the TP?
I can understand runs on hand sanitizer and the like. But Toilet Paper?
To my knowledge, this thing doesn't even cause severe bowel issues...just upper respiratory.
So why are all of the karens buying up all the TP?
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:28 pm to Fun Bunch
My advice, don't go to Costco today. BR location is what I'm referring to, but probably most of them by now.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:28 pm to Fun Bunch
People think they'll be in their houses for weeks on end, shitting constantly.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:29 pm to gjackx
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My advice, don't go to Costco today
My advice, install a bidet or bum gun.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:29 pm to Fun Bunch
It's because they are anticipating the shortage and buying it up, actually creating the shortage. It's a self fulfilling prophecy.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:29 pm to Fun Bunch
I saw a guy loading up a metric dozen cases yesterday. Where do you even store all that?
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:29 pm to Fun Bunch
Costco was fricking ridiculous today. Looked like a Cat 5 storm was about to come up the mouth of the river. They were regulating how much water and toilet paper you could buy.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:29 pm to Fun Bunch
People know they're gonna be stuck at home and bored. This will inevitably lead to a spike in masturbatory activities.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:30 pm to TH03
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People think they'll be in their houses for weeks on end, shitting constantly.
To be fair, that would be a good reason to stockpile toilet paper
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:30 pm to OysterPoBoy
I went to three different places on Monday looking for toilet paper. Couldn’t find any. Placed an order with amazon due to arrive Saturday. Going to be a photo finish at our place
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:30 pm to Fun Bunch
I just assume they're all jacking off alot
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:31 pm to Fun Bunch
I think the thought process is in case of a quarantine they will have all the TP they need? Maybe expecting a paper shortage if all the paper is used for Kleenex? Idk
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:31 pm to gjackx
I went today and they had plenty of TP, water, and paper towels.
You’re full of shite
You’re full of shite
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:31 pm to GEAUXT
Just do it in the toilet and flush away.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:32 pm to Fun Bunch
You didn't hear? There's a Wild Wings virus going around and making people's assholes bleed out.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:33 pm to Fun Bunch
They are used from getting explosive shits from drinking corona beer that they associate the problem with corona virus.
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:33 pm to Fun Bunch
It probably happened at one store that had nothing to do with the virus. Someone snapped a picture and posted it to to the internet highly exaggerating that toilet paper is gone everywhere due to the virus. People see it and retweet. Millions then see it, believe everything they see on the internet, and begin panicking thinking the world is going to end, then run to the store to buy the rest of the TP.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:33 pm to Fun Bunch
I get buying a few weeks to a months worth of supplies, but going crazy with it is well.... crazy.
Why TP? I dont know. Food and alcohol would be more on my list.
Why TP? I dont know. Food and alcohol would be more on my list.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:34 pm to Fun Bunch
I have my old lady lick my a-hole clean
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 2:34 pm
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