re: What is the worst thing you’ve ever done?

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I was a Busch Gardens when I was 12. Picked up a rock to throw at an alligator. I was aiming for the side of his belly, instead I hit him dead in the eye. I sounded like two marbles being hit together. Loud and that alligator, a big one too, wasn't pleased. It had to have destroyed that eyeball.

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That’s pretty awesome

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I was standing in the yard as the sun was setting and his mom (pretty fit tennis player) was about to shower in the bathroom. The lights were very bright inside the bathroom.

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How old were you before you realized that wasn't an accident?

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Salmon

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I like this kid, ma.

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It had to have destroyed that eyeball.

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I thought Chubbs got his eye.

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Went to Chicago a few weeks ago for opening weekend of college football and golf and...well it’s really too bad to tell the rest of the story. Sure hope no one ever finds out what happened though.

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you downloaded bumble with a fake name and had some girl come hang with you and your buddies while they called you by your real name for hours before you went off with the bumble girl and cheated on your wife. Then bumble girl finds out you're married and contacts your wife somehow and you got busted. Right?

A buddy and I were hiding in a pretty big tree. A lady was walking her dog and we shot it with an airsoft gun (plastic balls, not lethal, but still painful). The dog started freaking out, 12 year old us thought it was hilarious. Someone must have seen us from the street and called the cops because about 5 minutes later we hear a WOOP WOOP and a cop over the loud speaker telling us to climb on down. The cop called both of our parents and made them come get us.We deserved the arse whooping we got that night.

31 year old me would want to climb the tree and toss us out if they shot at my dog

Been banned from the Q'anon thread on the political board
All the bammer fans there rejoiced

Put a bottle rocket backwards in a cigarette (removed the top half so it wouldn't explode) put it in the pack of friend's brother.
Later that night he lit his cigarette. Took a few hits, then it lit and went into his mouth. Spark and fire were coming out his mouth. He was spitting blood and burnt skin. I felt bad so blamed it on another friend. So he went and tried to attack the other guy with a wallet chain and got the shite beat out of him.
I felt so bad. Im friends with him now and never told him the truth.

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I cut the tag off my mattress

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"I always thought that was the dumbest law."

You rebel

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I was aiming for the side of his belly, instead I hit him dead in the eye. I

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This reminds me of a time when in high school, we had a big bon fire. A guy younger than us was sloppy sloppy drunk and stumbling around. My friend took a empty fifth of vodka, poured about a quarter of beer in it to give it some weight, and threw it about `15 yards or so at the drunk kid. Hit him square in the head with the heavy side down. Perfect shot. Knocked the out cold for couple of minutes. We thought it was funny at the time, but i feel bad about it now, even though I wasn't the one that threw it.

Another time, we almost got in a fight a Celebration Station in Baton Rouge. The guys jumped in a mazda miata with a 2 other people in it and took off down the road. But they went the wrong way to a dead end. We knew they had to come back and jumped in our car and waited for them to come back. They drove past us holding out what was probably a pellet pistol. WE followed them to the red light at that road and Airline hwy where the stopped at the red light. I jumped out the car and ran over and punched the dude in the passenger seat as hard as I could. When his hat fell off, I saw the long hair underneath and realized I just stuck the shite out of some girl. We ran back to our car and took off.

I still feel bad about that one.