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re: What is the worst thing anyone has ever said to you right after sex?

Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:28 am to
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:28 am to
"i love you"
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:29 am to
quote:

"Ok who's next?"


shite you know my x-wife as well??? Damn...
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69094 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:34 am to
"I think my boyfriend is here. You should probably go."

whore
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179052 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:34 am to
"i may have ebola"
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74897 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:40 am to
"I have to go home to change my shirt, I'm meeting a client later. Thanks for the hummer lady. Your name again?"

Guess who heard this?

Posted by Alatgr
Mobeezy, Alabizzle
Member since Sep 2005
18113 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:41 am to
"It's ok. You've had a lot to drink and its really late."
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134659 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:46 am to
In response to flipping the light on And seeing blood all over the sheets.



"well I guess I'm not pregnant "
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5178 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:48 am to
It's OK Bernie, I've had worse.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:55 am to
quote:

"I'm not really 18 and my daddy's is a State Trooper."



Been there in real life. problem was, I was younger then her. Her Dad was a real ball buster for sure. Didn't like me due to having longer hair then his daughter. 1970's.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:00 am to
So do you have any psychological issues?
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17283 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:30 am to
Posted by SmellslikeKevinBacon
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2012
6210 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:08 am to
"I have to throw up now"
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
22032 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:06 pm to
"NEXT!"
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:36 pm to
"I think I need to throw up"
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15752 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:36 pm to
Get dressed!! My husband just pulled in the driveway.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
68506 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 12:44 pm to
On the real though, after I came and pulled out to see my dick covered in blood.

"Sometimes I just bleed like that during sex, it's not a big deal"
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4851 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:00 pm to
Son, is that you??
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24146 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:01 pm to
I want a baby
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73686 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:03 pm to
"Go ahead. Once you get past the cottage cheese you've got it licked"
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16333 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 1:04 pm to
"You're my first whide dude."
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