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re: What is the worst thing anyone has ever said to you right after sex?

Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:55 am to
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17283 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:55 am to
"Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDs."
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4851 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:00 am to
Call me
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12505 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:00 am to
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77516 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:02 am to
Not bad for a white guy. She was white.

FFFFUUUUUUUU
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12505 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:04 am to
Posted by Farkwad
Byzantium
Member since Sep 2010
2669 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:05 am to
"No, that was a butt queef"
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4601 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:05 am to
Get off me daddy you're crushing my cigarettes.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80695 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:07 am to
OMG, that is the best sex I have ever had. It was simply mind blowing.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17283 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:08 am to
"Do you mind dropping me off at the hospital?"
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12505 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:11 am to
"What kind of Dr. Seuss bullshite was that?"
Posted by Kajungee
South ,Section 6 Row N
Member since Mar 2004
17033 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:13 am to
"You eat pussy like a woman"


Had to stop and think about that for a minute.
Turned out that was a good thing.

Posted by LSU8654722
Member since Apr 2014
1495 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:14 am to
Thanks, now I have to take a sh*t.
Posted by tankyank13
NOLA
Member since Nov 2012
8296 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:18 am to
What's that smell
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:20 am to
"Oh, shite! I forgot my pill!"
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63427 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:21 am to
quote:

My grandpa used to always tell a joke that the first time he had sex the girl kept spelling run over and over and it confused the shite out of him.


I would be totally creeped out if my grandfather told me a sex story.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:21 am to
That's my first time since I got my dick cut off
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:22 am to
quote:

What is the worst thing anyone has ever said to you right after sex?


quote:

Get off me daddy you're crushing my cigarettes.


Why are you fricking your daughter you sick frick?
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17283 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:24 am to
"I'd rather eat a dirt sandwich than sleep with you again."

Posted by DakForHe15man
Member since Sep 2014
1519 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:24 am to
"You know how old I am, right?"
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17283 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:27 am to
"I'm not really 18 and my daddy's is a State Trooper."
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