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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:11 pm to BlackleafBaller
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The ones that don't end in sex.
Have had a few of those in my day. If they had not put out by the third date, they didn't get asked out again. Wasn't worth blowing the money on them.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:12 pm to mikelbr
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You read my mind. I woulda seriously whispered to her "Babygirl, we need a napkin or something. shhh. don't let anyone know." Get the limo driver to let one of you run in another place and take care of little mess.
i'd rather jerk myself off with a bowl of chocolate pudding watching sportscenter.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:12 pm to mikelbr
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You read my mind. I woulda seriously whispered to her "Babygirl, we need a napkin or something. shhh. don't let anyone know." Get the limo driver to let one of you run in another place and take care of little mess.
That bitch would be eating out HIS arse by sunrise had he played cards better.
I want to party with you, as long as you don't try to make out with me......
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:13 pm to Chad504boy
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:15 pm to Chad504boy
I get the impression that you have done that before...
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:16 pm to rebeloke
That's the kind of shite they do in the 985 bruh
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:18 pm to Chad504boy
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i'd rather jerk myself in a bowl of chocolate pudding watching sportscenter.
FIFY
SOS you know where to find me. I'm fb friends with Berg, you stalky frick.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:19 pm to mikelbr
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I'm fb friends with Berg, you stalky frick.
Im not FB friends with Berg. Im not FB friends with many people on here....
JBeam, Longhorn, Jose, Bleu, G4. That's it.
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:19 pm to mikelbr
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You see religion, I see opportunity.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:20 pm to SouthOfSouth
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Im not FB friends with Berg.
Okay well it's definitely not you
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:20 pm to mikelbr
I work with one of Bergs buddies.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:22 pm to mikelbr
"Babygirl, we need a napkin or something. shhh.."
That's so huge
That's so huge
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:25 pm to SouthOfSouth
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I work with one of Bergs buddies.
HHAHA I KNEW IT. I saw his birthday on FB and that little thingy of info showed his workplace and had a MOTHERfrickER moment b/c I thought you had backdoored into my fb and pretended like you didn't know me here.
Good shite there.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:26 pm to lsufan27
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"Babygirl, we need a napkin or something. shhh.." That's so huge
I'm really good with people and disarming in multitude of situations. Shockingly so if you only know what you see here.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:26 pm to rebeloke
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I get the impression that you have done that before...
Don't knock it til you try it. I prefer tapioca though...the lumps are stimulating.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:27 pm to The Third Leg
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I took home a chick who wouldn't frick and I didn't want to work for it any longer so I sat naked, Indian style on the end of the bed, her in only her panties, looking at her, and rubbing one out.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:29 pm to SouthOfSouth
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I am so glad I've never wondered if the person Im making out with was a dude or a chick...
Didn't realize that was something to worry about till now.
I hear a lot of stories of trannys/transgendered trying to trick straight guys in straight clubs.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:29 pm to SouthOfSouth
John K Snyder, former Mayor of Alexandria, beat the living shite out of a very good crossdresser back in the latter mid 70's over this. His wife was on her deathbed and that douche was out prowling. Picked up this guy a number of us knew was a very convincing crossdresser. Took him to a motel behind a then prominent bar and reached down in Tommy's jeans and discovered the "dong". Sonofabitch went psychotic that night. Tried to hold an emergency city commissioner's meeting the next morning (Sat) to get an ordinance passed making it illegal to wear the clothes of the opposite sex in the city limits of Alexandria. The commissioners laughed him out of the room. Guy lost his re-election attempt. Somehow got elected again four years later for his other term and pissed so many folks off that his so-called political career was over.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:31 pm to damnedoldtigah
If that doesn't scream, "I almost fricked a dude", I don't know what does.
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