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re: What is the worst hook up experience you have ever had?
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:02 pm to JordonfortheJ
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:02 pm to JordonfortheJ
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club was dark..got her home and she looked like a man in the face..made some shitty excuse on how I had a gf and didnt want to hurt her...God I hope she wasnt really a man.
You could've written off a BJ as not gay. A gentleman would have done just that. Labor is labor, and it is to be rewarded.
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:02 pm to SouthOfSouth
My uncle had a sex change and looks like a cheap whore waitress who works at an all night diner. I think about how many trucker dudes he has slept with that didn't know if he was formally the QB for his high school football team... 
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:03 pm to rebeloke
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My uncle had a sex change and looks like a cheap whore waitress who works at an all night diner. I think about how many trucker dudes he has slept with that didn't know if he was formally the QB for his high school football team..
Well I'm gonna stay away from LB builds.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:03 pm to northshorebamaman
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Once the buttrape starts, you're probably better off trying to relax.
I ain't tryin to "measure dicks" here but I'm a big strong fast motherfricker. They'da had to have weapons and corner my arse(pun).
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:04 pm to rebeloke
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My uncle had a sex change and looks like a cheap whore waitress who works at an all night diner. I think about how many trucker dudes he has slept with that didn't know if he was formally the QB for his high school football team..
i'm pretty sure the trucker dudes would only want some more of that booty after this knowledge.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:04 pm to rebeloke
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My uncle had a sex change and looks like a cheap whore waitress who works at an all night diner. I think about how many trucker dudes he has slept with that didn't know if he was formally the QB for his high school football team...
gimme them digits.
This post was edited on 5/15/22 at 11:54 pm
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:04 pm to rebeloke
This didn't happen to me, but a good friend. I knew some guys who went to an LSU football game in Dallas- vs oregon I believe. They got some cheap limousine to drive around in all night, and at some point in the night picked up some girls who were decently attractive.
So everyone is having a good time being chauffeured around in the limo. Well the girls had the driver stop so they could go to the bathroom. They got back in the limo, and one sat on my friend's lap. He said everyone started smelling something terrible. He looked down at his shorts, and there was a gigantic brown mark all over them. She apparently took a dump when they got out to use the bathroom, and was wearing a thong and left a giant skid mark on him.
He panicked and told everyone that the night was over, and it was time to drop the girls off. No one knew why until they got out and he showed the othe guys his shorts. Needless to say it was deemed an acceptable move on his part.
So everyone is having a good time being chauffeured around in the limo. Well the girls had the driver stop so they could go to the bathroom. They got back in the limo, and one sat on my friend's lap. He said everyone started smelling something terrible. He looked down at his shorts, and there was a gigantic brown mark all over them. She apparently took a dump when they got out to use the bathroom, and was wearing a thong and left a giant skid mark on him.
He panicked and told everyone that the night was over, and it was time to drop the girls off. No one knew why until they got out and he showed the othe guys his shorts. Needless to say it was deemed an acceptable move on his part.
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 4:14 pm
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:04 pm to mikelbr
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gimme them digits. Best blowjobs ever and you still get the pussy.
Jesus Mikel.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:05 pm to mikelbr
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I ain't tryin to "measure dicks" here but I'm a big strong fast motherfricker. They'da had to have weapons and corner my arse(pun).
i don't know. you know what they say, once you get in that tent up on a cold mountain hearding sheep and shite, size doesn't matter, it's the will that matters most.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:05 pm to rebeloke
Mississippi, man
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:06 pm to TheIndulger
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This didn't happen to me, but a good friend. I knew some guys who went to an LSU football game in Dallas- vs oregon I believe. They got some cheap limousine to drive around in all night, and at some point in the night picked up some girls who were decently attractive.
So everyone is having a good time being chauffeured around in the limo. Well the girls had the driver stop so they could go to the bathroom. They got back in the limo, and one sat on my friend's lap. He said he started smelling something terrible. He looked down on his shorts, and there was a gigantic brown mark all over them. She apparently took a dump, and was wearing a thong and left a skid mark on him.
He panicked and told everyone that the night was over, and it was time to drop the girls off. No one knew why until they got out and he showed the othe guys his shorts. Needless to say it was deemed an acceptable move on his part.
Amazing right here. Bitch learn to wipe.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:06 pm to SouthOfSouth
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Jesus Mikel.
You see religion, I see opportunity.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:06 pm to TheIndulger
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He panicked and told everyone that the night was over, and it was time to drop the girls off. No one knew why until they got out and he showed the othe guys his shorts. Needless to say it was deemed an acceptable move on his part.
Guys sounds like a bitch. Go to hotel, change shorts. Pharmacy, baby wipes. Gift, sex.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:07 pm to The Third Leg
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Guys sounds like a bitch. Go to hotel, change shorts. Pharmacy, baby wipes. Gift, sex.
Yea but I probably drop the girls off first and restart...
That's a nasty hood ratThis post was edited on 6/10/14 at 4:08 pm
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:08 pm to Chad504boy
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i don't know. you know what they say, once you get in that tent up on a cold mountain hearding sheep and shite, size doesn't matter, it's the will that matters most.
To this day I have no idea what the frick they really intended and I basically think they were blowhards(not gay but full of shite losers who thought they had more friends) and chicks bailed on their little shindig.
I recall the black one yelling down the street "hayyyy. where you going?".
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:09 pm to SouthOfSouth
Yeah no way I would forge through that one. He said the whole limo smelled like poo.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:09 pm to rebeloke
Almost 39 years ago, hooked up with this gal. Tits felt real enough. Pussy was great. Dick was ready to go. Get her clothes off and find out she is wearing a very good set of falseys to cover up cancer surgery. Scar tissue got to me but I was still trying to give it a go. Final straw was when her five year daughter walked in on us. At that point it was over. Took a few weeks to get over that trauma.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:09 pm to The Third Leg
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Guys sounds like a bitch. Go to hotel, change shorts. Pharmacy, baby wipes. Gift, sex.
You read my mind. I woulda seriously whispered to her "Babygirl, we need a napkin or something. shhh. don't let anyone know." Get the limo driver to let one of you run in another place and take care of little mess.
That bitch would be eating out HIS arse by sunrise had he played cards better.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:10 pm to mikelbr
Baby girl. Lulz.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:10 pm to mikelbr
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I woulda seriously whispered to her "Babygirl, we need a napkin or something. shhh. don't let anyone know."
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