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re: What is the worst hook up experience you have ever had?
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:47 pm to jimbeam
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:47 pm to jimbeam
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That's hilarious
Well when we left the bar I was aware enough at this point to think "if these dudes are up to no good, I need to make sure I know where i'm at" and I noticed my courtyard mariott on way to their 'buttbuddy pad' and that was my saving grace when I bolted.
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:48 pm to Festus
has mikelbr admitted to making out with and butt sexing any more males?
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:48 pm to Festus
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You wanna fight?
Fine but You can't be Chun Li unless I can be Blanka.
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:49 pm to Chad504boy
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has mikelbr admitted to making out with and butt sexing any more males?
It was an accident and I avoided the buttrape/murder to Goa music in Marietta in 2005.
Goa is the worst techno ever. I bet Jones would even agree.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:49 pm to mikelbr
So you let two dudes pick you up at a bar? 
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:50 pm to mikelbr
mike, you have really ruined yourself in here. You make out with doods.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:51 pm to Chad504boy
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has mikelbr admitted to making out with and butt sexing any more males?
What? Hell no. That's gay.
But he has eaten his spunk out of male bungholes, because that's not gay, just horny.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:52 pm to Festus
I have so many bad ones.
So, so many.
So, so many.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:53 pm to SouthOfSouth
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mike, you have really ruined yourself in here. You make out with doods.
mike has had more makeout time in his lifetime with guys than i have with a woman in my past 7 years of marriage.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:53 pm to Festus
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:53 pm to Festus
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because that's not gay, just horny
LOL. Please elaborate.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:54 pm to TheCaterpillar
give us a top 3
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:56 pm to rebeloke
I got Lasik eye surgery but because of my dry-eye syndrome, and my eyes were really sensitive. That didn't keep me from having sex, though, and my boyfriend and I were excited to try out a new sex toy he had been given as a gag gift, which was a very elaborate rotating dildo. He had barely used it on me, and as a joke went to run the thing, when it was fully turned on, against my cheek to be funny. It was so highly powered that as it was spinning it hit me in the eye and scratched my cornea.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:57 pm to rebeloke
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So you let two dudes pick you up at a bar?
Okay. I'm outta town for training, drunk at a fun bar near the hotel. These two dudes were flirting up with the waitresses and later the bartender hottie. They were very cool. The bartender took my keys and they offered a ride home or to come to 'after party'. Now I am a very aware and outgoing mofo and have had that workout awesome in more than one place.
For example, I partied with chicks and Steve Azar in a similar random encounter in a bar in San Jose. Late night Italian place right by the town square and I got 3rd base with a big bitch and my food for free(thanks STeve. Great guy but not so good country talent.)
Another was fantastic after party with some Baptist bitches in Waco.
SO, I was already ready for any funny bidness but I knew I wasn't going to 1. let them take me very far past my hotel and 2. buttrape or murder me without a fight.
So, when afterparty was non-existant, I bolted.
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:57 pm to The Third Leg
Nothing to elaborate. Being gay is talking with a lisp and being all dramatic, and prancing around. Just because you fool around with a dude in the heat of the moment doesn't make you gay. You're just horny and in the moment.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:59 pm to Festus
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Nothing to elaborate. Being gay is talking with a lisp and being all dramatic, and prancing around. Just because you fool around with a dude in the heat of the moment doesn't make you gay. You're just horny and in the moment.
oh my gawd.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:59 pm to Placebeaux
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:59 pm to rebeloke
club was dark..got her home and she looked like a man in the face..made some shitty excuse on how I had a gf and didnt want to hurt her...God I hope she wasnt really a man. 
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:00 pm to JordonfortheJ
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club was dark..got her home and she looked like a man in the face..made some shitty excuse on how I had a gf and didnt want to hurt her...God I hope she wasnt really a man
I am so glad I've never wondered if the person Im making out with was a dude or a chick...
Didn't realize that was something to worry about till now.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:00 pm to mikelbr
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buttrape or murder me without a fight.
Once the buttrape starts, you're probably better off trying to relax.
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