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What is the stupidest thing you have fought over with your SO?
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:13 pm
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:13 pm
The other day my wife and I were eating pizza. We have a dog, and I love my dog very much. Anyways, I had left two slices of pizza on the kitchen table. I went to turn on the TV and when I came back, my dog was on his hind legs eating the pizza off the table.
I trained this dog, and he knows way better, so I pushed it down and yelled "BAD DOG! My wife walks in and yells at me, "Diddly! DON'T YELL AT HIM!
My wife picks the dog up and starts petting him, while the dog is licking the cheese off his lips. I said, "Mrs. Diddly, we need to let him know that its not OK to do that."
She literally responded with, "You're just looking for an excuse to be mean to him."
The next day she went grocery shopping and took the dog in the car with her, because she thought I was going to be "mean" to the dog.
I swear I hate my life.
I trained this dog, and he knows way better, so I pushed it down and yelled "BAD DOG! My wife walks in and yells at me, "Diddly! DON'T YELL AT HIM!
My wife picks the dog up and starts petting him, while the dog is licking the cheese off his lips. I said, "Mrs. Diddly, we need to let him know that its not OK to do that."
She literally responded with, "You're just looking for an excuse to be mean to him."
The next day she went grocery shopping and took the dog in the car with her, because she thought I was going to be "mean" to the dog.
I swear I hate my life.
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Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:13 pm to diddlydawg7
Who wears the strap on
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:14 pm to diddlydawg7
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What is the stupidest thing you have fought over with your SO?
Owning a Sex doll
This post was edited on 12/10/18 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:15 pm to diddlydawg7
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What is the stupidest thing you have fought over with your SO?
It would be much easier and quicker to list the legitimate things we've fought over.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:15 pm to diddlydawg7
There's way too many for me to pick one.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:15 pm to diddlydawg7
Congrats on the pending divorce. Seriously, if you don't have children with this woman, run as far and as fast as you can now. .
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:15 pm to diddlydawg7
Today?
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:15 pm to diddlydawg7
Tupperware placement in our cabinets.
And stuff that happens in movies. We have argued over that before as well...because I know I’m right and he is wrong.
And stuff that happens in movies. We have argued over that before as well...because I know I’m right and he is wrong.
This post was edited on 12/10/18 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:16 pm to diddlydawg7
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:16 pm to diddlydawg7
Sounds like you’ve already lost control of this relationship. Good luck
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:17 pm to diddlydawg7
She asked for permission to have an affair. Middle of the night. It was weird. I fought it initially but it seems to be working well for my family. He’s a cool dude and helps out around the house.
Live. Laugh. Love.
Live. Laugh. Love.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:17 pm to diddlydawg7
We didn't speak for 87 consecutive days over who is most stubborn.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:18 pm to diddlydawg7
Broccoli.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:18 pm to diddlydawg7
You need to do 2 things:
1 - mount the wifey....this will show her who's boss
2 - mount the dog.....this will show the dog who's the alpha
1 - mount the wifey....this will show her who's boss
2 - mount the dog.....this will show the dog who's the alpha
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:19 pm to diddlydawg7
1. I used a decorative towel to clean.
I explained to her that towels are for absorption, not decoration.
2. I killed her plants by overwatering them.
She told me to water them, and I did. It’s not my fault those plants were pussies.
ETA: #2 taught me a valuable lesson. If you think something is stupid and don’t want to be relied upon to do it again, frick it up mightily, and she will do it herself.
I explained to her that towels are for absorption, not decoration.
2. I killed her plants by overwatering them.
She told me to water them, and I did. It’s not my fault those plants were pussies.
ETA: #2 taught me a valuable lesson. If you think something is stupid and don’t want to be relied upon to do it again, frick it up mightily, and she will do it herself.
This post was edited on 12/10/18 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:19 pm to diddlydawg7
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I’m a high school sophomore. I live in Georgia. At my school, the only thing people care about it the NBA, if they care about sports at all.
If people my age watch football, nobody watches college, it’s always NFL.
LINK
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The other day my wife and I were eating pizza.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:19 pm to LCA131
We fought Saturday over who would make the sandwiches for lunch. Literally a fight over laziness.
I know I should make the sammiches because I am female but he makes better grilled cheese than I do!
I know I should make the sammiches because I am female but he makes better grilled cheese than I do!
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:20 pm to diddlydawg7
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I swear I hate my life.
Divorce man. This is grounds for divorce. she loves the dog more than you.
can't say I blame her. you see the dog posting her complaining about you? no. Why, well he probably can't type plus he knows how to man up.
This post was edited on 12/10/18 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:20 pm to diddlydawg7
She wouldn't speak to me for three days after I ate a box of cheezits that had her name on it...
It was fricking glorious
It was fricking glorious
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:20 pm to Swoopin
Damn, y’all marry young in Georgia
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