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Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:32 pm to Slagathor
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I would try to slowly poison you
I cook all the food in the family.
I made some concessions
one of them is that I agreed to call my underwear drawer, the panty drawer. I also agreed to say we are taking the dogs to potty, and not do their business. Its the little things.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:33 pm to jchamil
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Either the high school sophomore post is a lie or this one is a lie, but either way those are both pretty weird things to make up about yourself
The one posted on the SECRant was a troll, it was a really good one too cause I got like 70 replies.
If you think I'm in HS check my post history and see how much I post on weekdays.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:34 pm to diddlydawg7
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SO?
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I swear I hate my life.
As the kids say these days
I felt that
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:36 pm to diddlydawg7
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The one posted on the SECRant was a troll, it was a really good one too cause I got like 70 replies.
If you think I'm in HS check my post history and see how much I post on weekdays.
Shut the frick up and get to your Algebra class.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:36 pm to diddlydawg7
Had an argument one time about Lebron James not knowing who his father was. Not sure what started that one.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:39 pm to madamsquirrel
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rulers for everything!
They are good for one thing, and one thing only. Swatting the bare arse of the SO in passion. Otherwise, useless when it comes to decorating for Christmas.
Listen, you ladies. You need to submit to the man of the house. He is your covering. Got it?
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:42 pm to Festus
quote:Lawd
You need to submit to the man of the house. He is your covering. Got it?
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:44 pm to diddlydawg7
I guess I've got one more.
3. We always bicker about overhead lighting.
For reasons that I will never fully understand, she is in a constant war with ceiling lights. I guess she enjoys squinting.
If she had it her way, our place would be illuminated only by open windows, lamps, and candles. Her preference leads to a multitude of problems, including me walking out of the shower in full view of the neighborhood and me having to walk around and manually turn off a dozen lamps at night instead of flipping off a single switch.
It's nonsensical. When Norbert is home, our house is at max power!
3. We always bicker about overhead lighting.
For reasons that I will never fully understand, she is in a constant war with ceiling lights. I guess she enjoys squinting.
If she had it her way, our place would be illuminated only by open windows, lamps, and candles. Her preference leads to a multitude of problems, including me walking out of the shower in full view of the neighborhood and me having to walk around and manually turn off a dozen lamps at night instead of flipping off a single switch.
It's nonsensical. When Norbert is home, our house is at max power!
This post was edited on 12/10/18 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:44 pm to diddlydawg7
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If you think I'm in HS check my post history and see how much I post on weekdays.
You could easily post on TD from school, I guess unless your high school in Georgia has blocked access to a Louisiana message board
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:44 pm to Festus
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Listen, you ladies. You need to submit to the man of the house. He is your covering. Got it?
Yeah but I'm the decorator. So step off, Fred Flintstone.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:46 pm to Norbert
you should have used the decorative towel to soak up the extra water in the plants.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:46 pm to brian_wilson
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one of them is that I agreed to call my underwear drawer, the panty drawer. I also agreed to say we are taking the dogs to potty, and not do their business. Its the little things
You have a weird family.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:48 pm to diddlydawg7
Back in college we had the pledges put on a show each year that was pretty damn funny. The week of I tell my GF pretty much everytime we hung out that I would be unavailable that night.
We wake up the day of and she asks about my plans that night. I remind her that I planned to see the show and just drink with the guys afterwards. She gets a bit pissy. Later that day she texts that none of her friends are in town so she won’t have anything to do. I finally give in and say she can come to my place around 10 because that’s when the show would be over. She agrees. Towards 7 she texts and said she’s bored and getting pissy again. Because all I really cared about was the show, once I give in and just tell her to come over at 9. My plan was to just step up for 20 minutes and have her hang in my room and I’d be right back.
I lived in the House. After we go up to my room and hang out for a bit I tell her that I’m going to step out for 20 minutes and that I’d be right back. Her smile immediately goes to a scowl and I shite you not she says “y’know relationships are about compromise.”
Our relationship did not last that night
We wake up the day of and she asks about my plans that night. I remind her that I planned to see the show and just drink with the guys afterwards. She gets a bit pissy. Later that day she texts that none of her friends are in town so she won’t have anything to do. I finally give in and say she can come to my place around 10 because that’s when the show would be over. She agrees. Towards 7 she texts and said she’s bored and getting pissy again. Because all I really cared about was the show, once I give in and just tell her to come over at 9. My plan was to just step up for 20 minutes and have her hang in my room and I’d be right back.
I lived in the House. After we go up to my room and hang out for a bit I tell her that I’m going to step out for 20 minutes and that I’d be right back. Her smile immediately goes to a scowl and I shite you not she says “y’know relationships are about compromise.”
Our relationship did not last that night
This post was edited on 12/10/18 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:48 pm to diddlydawg7
My husband cannot admit he is wrong. Ever. About anything.
So when he IS wrong about something, instead of admitting it, he calls me critical...which I'm not.
Basically, he starts a fight to take the focus off of himself. Then he can't apologize because - that would require him to admit he'd done something wrong - so he asks if we can start over. It's stupid.
Oh wait, is that critical?
So when he IS wrong about something, instead of admitting it, he calls me critical...which I'm not.
Basically, he starts a fight to take the focus off of himself. Then he can't apologize because - that would require him to admit he'd done something wrong - so he asks if we can start over. It's stupid.
Oh wait, is that critical?
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:49 pm to diddlydawg7
How she complains about having two children and she doesn't understand the struggle of carrying millions on a day-to-day basis.
This pisses her off real good!
This pisses her off real good!
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:50 pm to LCA131
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We didn't speak for 87 consecutive days over who is most stubborn.
Sounds like a win/win.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:51 pm to TigerCoon
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you should have used the decorative towel to soak up the extra water in the plants.
"Well, when should I have stopped watering them"
- Norbert, they were floating...
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:52 pm to BayouENGR
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husband cannot admit he is wrong. Ever. About anything.
So when he IS wrong about something, instead of admitting it, he calls me critical...which I'm not.
Basically, he starts a fight to take the focus off of himself. Then he can't apologize because - that would require him to admit he'd done something wrong - so he asks if we can start over. It's stupid.
Oh wait, is that critical?
Honey, is this you?
Posted on 12/10/18 at 1:53 pm to BayouENGR
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My husband cannot admit he is wrong. Ever. About anything.
So when he IS wrong about something, instead of admitting it, he calls me critical...which I'm not.
Basically, he starts a fight to take the focus off of himself. Then he can't apologize because - that would require him to admit he'd done something wrong - so he asks if we can start over. It's stupid.
Oh wait, is that critical?
Are you my wife??
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