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re: What is the fastest you have ever seen a new co-worker get fired?
Posted on 1/1/21 at 3:25 pm to BayouCatFan
Posted on 1/1/21 at 3:25 pm to BayouCatFan
An HR trainee was interviewed, hired, and then sent for his drug test. Came to work early the next day, HR fired him immediately for a failed test. Had set up his desk & shelves already.
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Posted on 1/1/21 at 3:28 pm to Matt985
A couple of hours. Broke one of the cardinal safety rules in a plant
Posted on 1/1/21 at 3:29 pm to Matt985
We hired several new employees who were to all start the same day. The first morning was orientation where they were supposed to have benefits explained, fill out a bunch of forms, etc. The Vice President of Human Resources was welcoming the group first thing and one of the new guys lets out a big greasy fart that rattled the windows. The Vice President immediately released the group for a break and fired the guy during the break. 
Posted on 1/1/21 at 3:37 pm to Matt985
When I hired in to a chemical company out of college they held a retreat for all of the new engineers at a corporate mansion. One poor chump had too much to drink at the welcome party and the next day he fell asleep while the CEO gave his speech. Twice. The CEO was not amused and ordered his firing. I don't think he spent a day at the plant he was hired for.
Posted on 1/1/21 at 3:37 pm to Matt985
Double post.
This post was edited on 1/1/21 at 3:38 pm
Posted on 1/1/21 at 3:39 pm to Matt985
So, my Dad has an NDT job on the Alaska P/L back in the 70s. They are looking for folks to work the line; no experience necessary.
Gets his BIL a job, all the guy has to do is show up. Company pays airfare to Alaska. Guy takes flight to Canada where he is supposed to board a connecting flight. Gets cold feet and never shows.
So, fired before hired?
Gets his BIL a job, all the guy has to do is show up. Company pays airfare to Alaska. Guy takes flight to Canada where he is supposed to board a connecting flight. Gets cold feet and never shows.
So, fired before hired?
Posted on 1/1/21 at 3:42 pm to Matt985
Not fired but I was working in a kitchen. We hired a new cook and while he was still in training he got his first check.
Saw how much of his wages were getting garnished for child support. Immediately took off his apron while yelling “frick This, I’ll go back to slinging dope” and walked the frick out.
Laughed my arse off
Saw how much of his wages were getting garnished for child support. Immediately took off his apron while yelling “frick This, I’ll go back to slinging dope” and walked the frick out.
Laughed my arse off
Posted on 1/1/21 at 3:45 pm to Matt985
About a week. Baw started harassing the females immediately
Posted on 1/1/21 at 3:45 pm to Matt985
Same day the guy got hired. On his first shift, he decided to knock off for lunch break about 20 minutes early. Our supervisor found him in an office kicked back asleep. He'd been off the job for an hour and a half. I don't think he was even awake when security escorted him to his car.
Posted on 1/1/21 at 3:46 pm to Matt985
I fired someone before lunch.
Sometimes you just know it ain't going to work.
Sometimes you just know it ain't going to work.
Posted on 1/1/21 at 3:47 pm to CottonWasKing
That is typical. Every time I get a child support garnishment I ask them if they are going to roll out. Thry bounce around until they find them
Posted on 1/1/21 at 3:48 pm to Penrod
Someday I will write a book.
Posted on 1/1/21 at 3:51 pm to Matt985
I quit one on the second day. A guttering company for a summer job.
The fricker want me to lay down on the roof, head to the gutter, to check the pitch for drainage.
Told him to frick off and went to work as a groundsman for a tree trimming company.
Posted on 1/1/21 at 3:54 pm to Slingscode
quote:
Company pays airfare to Alaska. Guy takes flight to Canada where he is supposed to board a connecting flight. Gets cold feet and never shows.
Literally or metaphorically?
Posted on 1/1/21 at 3:54 pm to Matt985
Old job, at hosp. Had a guy get fired 3 days into orientation for sexual harrasment
Posted on 1/1/21 at 3:55 pm to Tigris
quote:
When I hired in to a chemical company out of college they held a retreat for all of the new engineers at a corporate mansion. One poor chump had too much to drink at the welcome party and the next day he fell asleep while the CEO gave his speech. Twice. The CEO was not amused and ordered his firing. I don't think he spent a day at the plant he was hired for
Ha! I have worked for similar companies. The middle management want to see how the new hires handle their liquor . I have heard of folks not making it past breakfast the next morning.
Posted on 1/1/21 at 3:56 pm to Matt985
Haven’t seen anyone get fired quickly, but had someone quit after 2 weeks
Posted on 1/1/21 at 4:01 pm to Matt985
Worked for a startup telecom provider. CEO hires a new VP. First day CEO tells VP to fire my director. VP does it, CEO fires the VP 3 days later. Craziest thing I’ve ever seen
Our company went bankrupt 6mos later
Our company went bankrupt 6mos later
This post was edited on 1/2/21 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 1/1/21 at 4:04 pm to Matt985
I saw a new hire (first day on job), cut his forearm with a box knife. Has to get stitches and fails the drug test. He had to pass a drug test to get the job. He was employed for about 6 hours.
Posted on 1/1/21 at 4:13 pm to Keltic Tiger
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