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re: What is Sexual Battery ? (edit - funny)

Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:28 pm to
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
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Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:28 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98262 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

Ole Baw from a well known family


Go on..
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27664 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:49 pm to
You people are all monsters. Sexual battery is anything that potentially makes a woman feel uncomfortable.

Accidentally let your eyes pass over her? Sexual battery

Tell her that she looks nice today? Sexual battery

tap her on the shoulder to get her attention? Sexual battery.

Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:50 pm to
Drool as you make eye contact?
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40141 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

Hitachi Magic Wand which plugs into the wall.


The way you knew which toy to go with immediately says a lot
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65892 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:55 pm to

I'm thinking about asking her to meet me for a yogurt. My treat.
Posted by Morgan56
Member since Jan 2006
1162 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:17 pm to
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Sexual battery is anything that potentially makes a woman feel uncomfortable
You need to read what the law states, you are wrong. Sexual assault, like the broader crime of assault, constitutes the threat of force. Battery, in contrast, is the actual contact between perpetrator and victim while assault is the threat of force to establish the intended contact. LINK
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76544 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:23 pm to
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while assault is the threat of force to establish the intended contact


That's not true. Some states define assault as physical harm or attempted physical harm.

Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4583 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Sexual battery is anything that potentially makes a woman feel uncomfortable


quote:

You need to read what the law states, you are wrong. Sexual assault, like the broader crime of assault, constitutes the threat of force. Battery, in contrast, is the actual contact between perpetrator and victim while assault is the threat of force to establish the intended contact.



Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:35 pm to
When you get a nut, you don't want to have sex with your old lady for a while afterward. You gotta recharge your sexual battery.
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9281 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:37 pm to
Sexual Battery is when you slap a woman in the face with your dick
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57302 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

what you put in your vibrator


Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30520 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:44 pm to
Possibly slappin dat ... well, you know, without permision.
Posted by Winningman
Member since May 2018
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Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:09 pm to
LINK

Louisiana definition
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 5:52 pm
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34782 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:41 pm to
This thread reminds me of "Vibrator Dependent" by Mojo Nixon
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20250 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:02 pm to
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What is Sexual Battery ?


An AA one puts in a vibrator...and I see I was beaten to the punch.
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 6:04 pm
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126962 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:54 pm to
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What is Sexual Battery ?
what you put in your vibrator
You just won the internet today!
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