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What is Sexual Battery ? (edit - funny)
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:09 pm
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:09 pm
Ole Baw from a well known family had his picture in the paper yesterday charged with two counts of Sexual Battery.
He's 45 married with children.
Could this be a wrong hole incident
Edit: we found out that the ole Baw was at a wedding where the bride was a stripper and everyone was hammered all day. Some guy dressed as a girl shows up and the perp was dared by his druken redneck friends to check his/her for junk.
Terrible outcome
He's 45 married with children.
Could this be a wrong hole incident
Edit: we found out that the ole Baw was at a wedding where the bride was a stripper and everyone was hammered all day. Some guy dressed as a girl shows up and the perp was dared by his druken redneck friends to check his/her for junk.
Terrible outcome
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 7:18 pm
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Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:10 pm to The Torch
what you put in your vibrator
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:10 pm to The Torch
Power source for a dildo?
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:11 pm to 777Tiger
You and I were thinking alike, which probably scares you.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:11 pm to yoga girl
Oh lawd!
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:12 pm to The Torch
Underage sex. Or forced oral from adult.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:12 pm to The Torch
when you beat that thing up
A hospital examination found that the woman had tears and abrasions on her genitalia.
A hospital examination found that the woman had tears and abrasions on her genitalia.
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:12 pm to The Torch
Paging Trillhog.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:13 pm to The Torch
quote:
Ole Baw from a well known family had his picture in the paper yesterday charged with two counts of Sexual Battery.
He's 45 married with children.
Has anyone heard from Mikel?
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:13 pm to The Torch
Sexual Battery is basically touching some tits or an arse without permission.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:13 pm to The Torch
When your balls touch the - side of a battery, and the head touches the +.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:14 pm to yoga girl
quote:
what you put in your vibrator
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:15 pm to The Torch
Basically unwanted sexual touching without penetration.
Grabbing a boob, arse, penis, or vag without consent
Grabbing a boob, arse, penis, or vag without consent
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:15 pm to mikelbr
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forced oral from adult
His wife must not be a fun time
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:15 pm to The Torch
A battery is an unconsensual touching. That can mean you punched someone in the face, or it could mean you spit on someone, or you could have creeped on a girl by squeezing her butt without permission. I would imagine a sexual battery would be the same thing just in a more "sensitive" location.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:16 pm to The Torch
It's when you touch people in areas of their body that is associated with sex (on a dude... his dick, on a chick her yoohoo and/or breast) without them saying it is okay for you to do so.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:16 pm to yoga girl
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yoga girlquote:
what you put in your vibrator
You're in UP you said, correct?
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:16 pm to 777Tiger
quote:
Power source for a dildo?
And 10 years in Angola
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:19 pm to Sao
quote:I have to admit I'm a little nervous about the connection between the two
You're in UP you said, correct?
IF I was so inclined, btw, I would use a Hitachi Magic Wand which plugs into the wall.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:21 pm to The Torch
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