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re: What is petroleum jelly used for?
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:11 am to Jimmy2shoes
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:11 am to Jimmy2shoes
Coat packaged drugs then wrap in saran wrap so they can't be detected by drug dogs
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:11 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Dad had a few too many?
yeah, smashed an Old Crow bottle over my forehead
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:12 am to BabyTac
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And how bad does your life suck to not only remember that, but remember the poster???? That was like 2-3 years ago, bro.
You posted pron. That gets remembered. Had you not done it on a lower traffic board like the golf board, everyone would remember
Just busting your balls man, chill out
This post was edited on 8/16/19 at 9:17 am
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:13 am to KamaCausey_LSU
14 year old me knew right quick that stuff sucks for jacking it.
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:13 am to 777Tiger
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yeah, smashed an Old Crow bottle over my forehead
The good stuff, musta been real lit
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:19 am to Jimmy2shoes
Rub on exposed parts of your face and neck when skiing or snowmobiling. Acts as a wind barrier and retain body heat.
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:22 am to Jimmy2shoes
Anyone else’s butt pucker up opening this thread?
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:22 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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The good stuff, musta been real lit
yeah, the old man was tore down that morning, they had interrupted a Hee-Haw rerun for a state of the union message
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:23 am to ItzMe1972
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He ordered the nurse to cover him with the product from head to toe
I asked a nurse to do likewise and was slapped and then slapped with a lawsuit.
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:23 am to 777Tiger
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yeah, smashed an Old Crow bottle over my forehead
Ahhh, great memories with Dad!
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:25 am to BabyTac
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That was a copy/paste error. Get over it. I’ve served my time.
Funny, wasn't that his excuse, too?
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:26 am to Jimmy2shoes
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What is petroleum jelly used for?
For tight asses
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:33 am to Jimmy2shoes
Engine assembly.
Has just the right amount of lube to protect cam journals until oil pump kicks in.
Melts into the oil and can be drained easily, unlike a lot of assembly lubes.
Has just the right amount of lube to protect cam journals until oil pump kicks in.
Melts into the oil and can be drained easily, unlike a lot of assembly lubes.
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:36 am to Jimmy2shoes
chapped lips and bootyhole. use different fingers/no double dipping
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:44 am to Jimmy2shoes
My step mom tells the story of how back in the day, she and my old man and a bunch of their friends were on vacation at the beach. My dad got shite housed and passed out. Step mom rubbed that stuff all over his arse and b-hole. He apparently kept it a secret for a long time.
Cool story I know but that shite is hilarious.
Cool story I know but that shite is hilarious.
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:50 am to MontanaMax
If you find yourself plagued with a botly or tumbu fly infestation, you can smear Vaseline over where the fly larvae are. It brings them to the surface because they can't breath, and then you can pull them out.
This post was edited on 8/16/19 at 9:51 am
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:53 am to 777Tiger
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yeah, the old man was tore down that morning, they had interrupted a Hee-Haw rerun for a state of the union message

Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:53 am to Jimmy2shoes
I know a girl who ...uses it on toast.
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