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re: What is petroleum jelly used for?

Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:11 am to
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58385 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:11 am to
Coat packaged drugs then wrap in saran wrap so they can't be detected by drug dogs
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83616 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:11 am to
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Dad had a few too many?


yeah, smashed an Old Crow bottle over my forehead
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117976 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:11 am to
Dry skin?
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36273 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:12 am to
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And how bad does your life suck to not only remember that, but remember the poster???? That was like 2-3 years ago, bro.




You posted pron. That gets remembered. Had you not done it on a lower traffic board like the golf board, everyone would remember


Just busting your balls man, chill out
This post was edited on 8/16/19 at 9:17 am
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
22493 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:13 am to
14 year old me knew right quick that stuff sucks for jacking it.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36273 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:13 am to
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yeah, smashed an Old Crow bottle over my forehead




The good stuff, musta been real lit
Posted by East Nasty Swaaaaag
Member since May 2019
1084 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:19 am to
Rub on exposed parts of your face and neck when skiing or snowmobiling. Acts as a wind barrier and retain body heat.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
61442 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:22 am to
Anyone else’s butt pucker up opening this thread?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83616 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:22 am to
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The good stuff, musta been real lit


yeah, the old man was tore down that morning, they had interrupted a Hee-Haw rerun for a state of the union message
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23795 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:22 am to
Makes PIIHB easier
Posted by SquintEyedSoutherner
Member since Jul 2019
80 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:23 am to
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He ordered the nurse to cover him with the product from head to toe

I asked a nurse to do likewise and was slapped and then slapped with a lawsuit.



Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75080 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:23 am to
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yeah, smashed an Old Crow bottle over my forehead



Ahhh, great memories with Dad!
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:25 am to
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That was a copy/paste error. Get over it. I’ve served my time.

Funny, wasn't that his excuse, too?
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68174 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:26 am to
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What is petroleum jelly used for?

For tight asses
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28767 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:33 am to
Engine assembly.

Has just the right amount of lube to protect cam journals until oil pump kicks in.

Melts into the oil and can be drained easily, unlike a lot of assembly lubes.
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2697 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:36 am to
chapped lips and bootyhole. use different fingers/no double dipping
Posted by MontanaMax
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2011
1947 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:44 am to
My step mom tells the story of how back in the day, she and my old man and a bunch of their friends were on vacation at the beach. My dad got shite housed and passed out. Step mom rubbed that stuff all over his arse and b-hole. He apparently kept it a secret for a long time.

Cool story I know but that shite is hilarious.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:50 am to
If you find yourself plagued with a botly or tumbu fly infestation, you can smear Vaseline over where the fly larvae are. It brings them to the surface because they can't breath, and then you can pull them out.
This post was edited on 8/16/19 at 9:51 am
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36273 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:53 am to
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yeah, the old man was tore down that morning, they had interrupted a Hee-Haw rerun for a state of the union message



Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
84446 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:53 am to
I know a girl who ...uses it on toast.
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