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What is petroleum jelly used for?

Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:02 am
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
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Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:02 am
Posted by BobLeeDagger
In Your Head
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Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:03 am to
Rhetorical?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:03 am to
to make petroleum peanut butter and jelly sammiches wit, baw


ETA: napalm
This post was edited on 8/16/19 at 9:04 am
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:04 am to
Mom used it to lube up the rectal thermometer when I was a kid. That's what I'll always associate with it, so it grosses me out when I see women putting it on their lips.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
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Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
9800 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:04 am to
"He ordered the nurse to cover him with the product from head to toe."

Pictures of nurse?
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:05 am to
They actually have Vaseline gauze... It prevents the dressing from sticking to the wound...

When I was a kid, a friends little brother wouldn’t wipe his arse. His mother had to put Vaseline on his raw butt for a barrier...

And you can use it on a prop shaft to keep the hub from locking to the shaft...
This post was edited on 8/16/19 at 9:09 am
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
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Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:06 am to
ur mum
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:06 am to
I cover my nipples with it pretty thick before going on a long run to prevent chaffing and bleeding.

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Posted by Emteein
Baton Rouge
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3886 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:07 am to
Its got a bunch of uses, you should ask your mom.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35374 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:07 am to
quote:

I cover my nipples with it pretty thick before going on a long run to prevent chaffing and bleeding.




Did you use it to crank it when you posted that pic of Brett Favre’s dick on the golf board?
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12125 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:08 am to
That was a copy/paste error. Get over it. I’ve served my time.

And how bad does your life suck to not only remember that, but remember the poster???? That was like 2-3 years ago, bro.
This post was edited on 8/16/19 at 9:10 am
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
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Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:09 am to
....
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Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4568 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:09 am to
Low friction masturbation. Don't confuse it with Vick's though, big mistake.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33934 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:09 am to
It is in the Preparation H that has been on my arse all week. I am thankful for it
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35374 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:09 am to
quote:

That was a copy/paste error. Get over it. I’ve served my time.



Just letting everyone know. It was hilarious
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:10 am to
quote:

They actually have Vaseline gauze...


I had to use some of that when I was a kid, got cut up pretty bad
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
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Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:10 am to
jacking?
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35374 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:10 am to
quote:

I had to use some of that when I was a kid, got cut up pretty bad




Dad had a few too many?
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
14510 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:10 am to
It's pretty commonly used to stop bleeding in sporting events. We use it to stop bleeding in rugby matches frequently. If you have to go out for blood, usually a busted forehead, wipe it off, slap some vaseline on it and get back in there.
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