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re: What is it with dudes who wear cowboy hats?

Posted on 6/29/18 at 9:09 pm to
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5770 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 9:09 pm to
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No matter the physical stature of the hat wearer, the simple presence of the hat on their head somehow makes them Billy Badass.


All hat and no cattle.
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12620 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 9:22 pm to
Don’t call him a cowboy till you see him ride
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 9:38 pm to
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Yeah, my stepdad. He was a rodeo cowboy before he met my mom. I hated that bastard. Thanks for the therapy session. OT comes through again.




I bet he rode your mom for more than 8 seconds
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 9:47 pm to
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The trend I’ve noticed is guys tucking their jeans into their boots now. It’s the dumbest shite I’ve ever seen.

Not like they were in a rush or were just putting them on to go run outside real quick. Like they make a concerted effort to tuck their jeans completely into their boots. It makes me incredibly angry for some reason.


It's hard to get skinny jeans to fit over boots. Ask any hipster in Orange.
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
11839 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 9:55 pm to



Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62150 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:03 pm to
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bet he rode your mom for more than 8 seconds


I'm sure he did. How long did you watch your dad ride your mom?
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 10:12 pm to
A requirement of anybody purchasing a cowboy hat should be that they've used a post hole digger and also skinned a catfish in their life before.
Posted by td1
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2015
3219 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 11:22 pm to
Not really sure, why do women bitch, why don’t kids listen to what you tell them, and why do you care? Just because, I’m going put mine on now. I’ll think about it and get back to you.
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
12124 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 11:44 pm to
Because they stole our culture and I will not stand for it.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 11:45 pm to
I’m really curious how many people you’ve encountered wearing cowboy hats, have been cowboys.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 11:51 pm to
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Ok, this oughtta be good: So what exactly does the act of riding horses tell you about the rider? Other than, you know, he or she enjoys riding horses?


It says that just because you like horseback riding it doesn’t make you a cowboy.
Posted by Darth Aranda
Naboo
Member since Dec 2016
3122 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 11:53 pm to
What is it with dudes who care about what other dudes wear?
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 11:54 pm to
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Yeah, my stepdad. He was a rodeo cowboy before he met my mom. I hated that bastard. Thanks for the therapy session. OT comes through again


He was only trying to make a man out of you. Not much tolerance for candy-asses
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 12:09 am to
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A requirement of anybody purchasing a cowboy hat should be that they've used a post hole digger and also skinned a catfish in their life before


Skinning a catfish doesn’t earn a person the right to do shite

Need a cow in the mix to be a “cowboy” in my opinion. If you know the difference in a poly rope VS grass rope and have a favorite lay then maybe you’ve cowboyed.

General rule is:

If you see a straw hat between November and March, it’s fake.

If someone wears a felt between March and November, it better be for a special occasion.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23377 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 3:51 am to
Holy crap you sound tough. Wanna meet down at Sonic and discuss mens fashion?
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
13057 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 5:14 am to
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If you see a straw hat between November and March, it’s fake.

I know a few guys that I'd like to introduce you to so you can tell them that to their face. Definitely real cattle guys.
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 5:15 am to
It’s a sign they use to tell other homosexuals that they too are homosexual. The number of creases tells whether or not they pitch or catch
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27966 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 5:56 am to
When I was in the field and climbed on equipment especially if we had to crawl in and out of scaffolding, pants were tucked in.

Not many things are worse than getting a pant leg stuck on something while you are on the way down. Gravity works and going down the pant leg catches something and almost cuts a bit off.

Yeah frick what some other dude thinks, I want to keep my boys intact.

I know a lot of people that where cowboy hats. What’s different than any other kind of hat?
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27966 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 5:59 am to
Your friend is full of shite.
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
7284 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 6:04 am to
My significant others father is in the Texas Rangers hall of fame and is retired from there. He wears a cowboy hat every day of his life, and that is OK.
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