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re: What if friendly aliens came, but had one demand

Posted on 4/23/21 at 7:22 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 4/23/21 at 7:22 am to
From back when the simpsons was still funny



Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 4/23/21 at 7:22 am to
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We had to give up all wealth, all money, all possessions and all debt. Just gotta trust ‘em.



Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7234 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 7:29 am to
So you are trying to say that if we eliminate envy,jealousy,poverty,hunger,basically to have Mankind be free of want we could achieve Utopia. I’m not sure we can do that. Someone will be jealous of some else’s God given capabilities and talents and that would bring violence( Cain slew Able ).
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 4/23/21 at 7:32 am to
Do the aliens look like this?

Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
47491 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 7:42 am to
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We’d still work at some level, but it would be essentially pure socialism, but without the corruption.

Could you do it?

Let’s start with the basics. Let’s say I want to add a room onto the house in which I live. Am I allowed to do that and thereafter live better than everyone else? Because under true socialism, the answer is NO!

The communists tried to do this. Everyone would be the same. They were running out of doctors, because no one wanted to work their asses off studying to be a doctor when they would make the same as a ticket-taker. Finally, they started paying doctors more.

Socialism is inherently an error.
Posted by MintBerry Crunch
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/23/21 at 7:43 am to
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it would be essentially pure socialism, but without the corruption.


Impossible. We are still humans.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
47491 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 7:47 am to
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Socialiasm is inherent in a species that far advanced

Oh yeah, who gets to live in the house with the ocean view? Answer that Mr, Highly Advanced.
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25558 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 7:47 am to
How hot are their women? That is a large part to this equation.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
23462 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 7:50 am to
First of all, as a loyal LSU fan, I would like to point out that the lead alien presenting the plan should NOT be the one presenting it. The alien that did the introduction was much more fluent and had a certain quality about him that you don't get from practice. AND the boss alien up in the ship obviously should be replaced! BY ANYONE! He couldn't even hold the spaceship still while hovering up there more than 30 seconds! I've never been so embarrassed.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11738 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 7:53 am to
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What if friendly aliens came, but had one demand



But what them females look like doe?
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 7:59 am to
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We had to give up all freedoms. Just gotta trust ‘em.


We make great pets
Posted by salty1
Member since Jun 2015
4827 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 8:07 am to
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F those commies


They’d have to die. All communist must die. We’d then have to take their communist spacecraft back to their home and kill the rest of them. We can’t allow communist ideals to spread unfettered across the galaxy.
Posted by ThinePreparedAni
In a sea of cognitive dissonance
Member since Mar 2013
11310 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 8:32 am to


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Childhood's End is a 1953 science fiction novel by the British author Arthur C. Clarke. The story follows the peaceful alien invasion[1] of Earth by the mysterious Overlords, whose arrival begins decades of apparent utopia under indirect alien rule, at the cost of human identity and culture.


Pink Floyd even wrote a song about it (same name as the book)...

Be weary of your overlords...

Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47445 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 8:41 am to
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But....


I’d settle for them to wipe out the liberals.
Posted by zatetic
Member since Nov 2015
5677 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 9:09 am to
Is this about us being in the Afghanistan?
Posted by eatpie
Kentucky
Member since Aug 2018
1451 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 9:57 am to
I'd know they were up to no good. Socialism doesn't work, never has, never will.

If the quality/quantity of your efforts doesn't matter (under socialism, everyone gets the same rewards regardless of effort) then anyone who does actually work will do so at the lowest level, because Why work harder/smarter?
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9010 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 9:58 am to
I don't like the aliens' Green New Deal either. Therefore Im out.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
66119 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 9:58 am to
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it would be essentially pure socialism, but without the corruption.


Not even aliens could make this a reality.
Posted by DabosDynasty
Member since Apr 2017
5180 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 10:01 am to
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That is a nice bullet point but ultimately lacks imagination.


You’re right, my point does lack imagination. Imagination is the only way any species of life in this universe will ever have absolute power without becoming corrupt by it. I prefer to be realistic.
Posted by TD422
Destrehan, LA
Member since Jun 2019
701 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 10:04 am to
Cook da rice.
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