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re: What happens if you swallow your gum?
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:38 am to SuperSaint
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:38 am to SuperSaint
quote:Eh, errr, it is an accepted practice that a second opinion is always better than a single self-diagnosis….
And I'm fine, relatively speaking.
Just sayin’.
Posted on 3/6/23 at 7:00 am to BamaNme
Ah the old old 70's wives tale.. It takes 7 years for your gum to dissolve in your stomach if you swallow it... 

Posted on 3/6/23 at 7:16 am to BamaNme
quote:
It just happened to me and now I’m nervous
Better get another booster.
Posted on 3/6/23 at 7:37 am to BamaNme
Checking in to see if you died
Posted on 3/6/23 at 7:49 am to BamaNme
Were you wearing your mask? Have you had your 13 injections?
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:06 am to aduke05
quote:
My sphincter cried out in agony, the toilet sang in joy at the miracle it was about to receive. When I regained consciousness and brought myself to the point of wiping, I discovered the true horror of the evening.
Got to admit this made me

Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:15 am to aduke05
You really should not plagiarize someone's writing without giving credit.
From 2005:
The Perils of Swallowing Gum (copied here by a poster trying to be clever)
From 2005:
The Perils of Swallowing Gum (copied here by a poster trying to be clever)
This post was edited on 3/6/23 at 8:18 am
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:17 am to BayouENGR
quote:
ice tale.
Stolen from the net, circa 2005.
I would note that my link is not the original link to the article.
Why do people copy shite that they read on the net (without attribution) not expecting someone to google phrases from the post?
This post was edited on 3/6/23 at 8:19 am
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:40 am to BamaNme
When the shite hits the fan, it’ll just bounce off.
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:53 am to chinhoyang
Alright. That's enough. You've pointed it out twice now that the OP did not credit the original source of the material he posted.
It's a funny story regardless of the origin and I thank the OP for the telling of it.
It's a funny story regardless of the origin and I thank the OP for the telling of it.
Posted on 3/6/23 at 9:58 am to BamaNme
I used to hear it would cause appendicitis when I was a kid.
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