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re: What happens if you swallow your gum?

Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:38 am to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70207 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:38 am to
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And I'm fine, relatively speaking.
Eh, errr, it is an accepted practice that a second opinion is always better than a single self-diagnosis….

Just sayin’.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
29835 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 7:00 am to
Ah the old old 70's wives tale.. It takes 7 years for your gum to dissolve in your stomach if you swallow it...
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
7552 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 7:16 am to
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It just happened to me and now I’m nervous


Better get another booster.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5730 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 7:37 am to
Checking in to see if you died
Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
Member since Jun 2020
2901 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 7:41 am to
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4341 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 7:49 am to
Were you wearing your mask? Have you had your 13 injections?
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15208 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:06 am to
quote:

My sphincter cried out in agony, the toilet sang in joy at the miracle it was about to receive. When I regained consciousness and brought myself to the point of wiping, I discovered the true horror of the evening.

Got to admit this made me
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6390 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:07 am to
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25039 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:15 am to
You really should not plagiarize someone's writing without giving credit.

From 2005:

The Perils of Swallowing Gum (copied here by a poster trying to be clever)
This post was edited on 3/6/23 at 8:18 am
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7746 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:16 am to
You’ll get dangling turds.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25039 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:17 am to
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ice tale.


Stolen from the net, circa 2005.

I would note that my link is not the original link to the article.

Why do people copy shite that they read on the net (without attribution) not expecting someone to google phrases from the post?
This post was edited on 3/6/23 at 8:19 am
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16518 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:40 am to
When the shite hits the fan, it’ll just bounce off.
Posted by windmill
Prairieville, La
Member since Dec 2005
7400 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:53 am to
Alright. That's enough. You've pointed it out twice now that the OP did not credit the original source of the material he posted.
It's a funny story regardless of the origin and I thank the OP for the telling of it.
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2425 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 9:58 am to
I used to hear it would cause appendicitis when I was a kid.
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