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re: What girl names automatically tell you she is hot and what names tell you she is ugly?

Posted on 6/23/22 at 10:56 am to
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 6/23/22 at 10:56 am to
Michaela has been pretty consistent on the hottness factor.

I've known plenty of smoking girls named Julie.

Not a big fan of most of the girls named Michelle that I know...they are the fat girls who used to be skinny, and don't comprehend the new reality.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6954 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 10:56 am to
Tabitha - will be fat and ugly
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216476 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 10:57 am to
Three
Pages and no mention of an Ashley??? Hmmmm…. Most are hot.

Ive never seen fine Shirley or Penelope or a Laverne.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86175 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 10:59 am to
If her name isn’t Jennifer or Lisa I don’t even understand what it is. Every girl of my generation was a Jennifer or a Lisa. The unicorns we called Julie.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216476 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:01 am to
Speaking of Jennifer’s…..

Jen Carfagno is almost perfect.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26073 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:02 am to
Leigh mostly hot

Drusilla mostly not
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
17431 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:03 am to
The ones you have to really be wary of are the ones with hyphenated names. When you run across one of those run. Fast and far
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:07 am to
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If her name isn’t Jennifer or Lisa I don’t even understand what it is. Every girl of my generation was a Jennifer or a Lisa.



Before I got married, I dated 6 different Jennifers (or some iteration thereof).

Jennifer, Jen, Jenny...


Knew more than 1 super hot Ginger, too.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:08 am to
If their middle name is "Lynn" and they aren't a pron star...run.
Posted by TigerIron
Member since Feb 2021
4015 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:09 am to
quote:

Hot: Crystal

Not Hot: Beth


What about a girl named Crystal Beth?
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:17 am to
Olivia is always pretty
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10771 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:24 am to
Actually know a Tammy that very pretty and a Amanda that looks like a man.

Jennifer, April, Summer and Kim are usually hot, married a Kim.
Posted by Vamos Brandonos
Member since Mar 2022
1021 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:29 am to
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Amanda that looks like a man.



A man, duh!
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:30 am to
quote:

V names are usually hot but are more mentally unstable than most women.


GotDAMN that's the truth.

I've never met a Veronica that wasn't hot as hell, but also batshit
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
19166 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:33 am to
quote:

Samantha and Amanda
Seen ugly versions of both. Also, every Alyssa I’ve ever known is fat. But I’ve never seen an ugly Elizabeth.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:36 am to
Wait, my sister's middle name is Lynn
Posted by Sweet Pickles
Member since Mar 2017
453 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:38 am to
Ashley’s are hot. Ashley spelled any other way is hot and crazy.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6913 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:46 am to
Kellys and Laurens are usually hot.

Bonus round: Madisons
Posted by Vamos Brandonos
Member since Mar 2022
1021 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:50 am to
quote:

Kellys and Laurens are usually hot.


quote:

Kellys


Clarkson?

McGillis?
Posted by VerbalKint
Member since Jun 2017
4246 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:58 am to
Gertrude is for hotties
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