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What does your NSA profile say about you?

Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:08 pm
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:08 pm
In light of rumors, speculation, etc. that the NSA has spied on everyone, what would your profile say about you in a few lines?

NSA Profile:

Subject spends almost as much time watching porn as he does reading. The ridiculous amount of reading leads investigators to think their might be some type of crossover between the two activities.

Fairly safe; mommies and barely legal cheerleaders could be at risk.
This post was edited on 3/7/17 at 4:09 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:09 pm to
"Subject is the most amazing, intelligent, fascinating person on the planet. And his dick is YUUUUUUUUGE."
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:10 pm to
My entire profile has been redacted from even the highest levels of security clearances. Only thing you can see are "the" "and" "a" etc...
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138839 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:10 pm to
NSA about as smart as inexpected
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24863 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:10 pm to
can't read good
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30010 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:11 pm to
Porn addict
Possible murderer
Serial job hunter with impressive stability
Income does not match expenditures/assets

Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18563 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:12 pm to
Ash Williams is the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times. All this is true, because it rhymes.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13527 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:12 pm to
"Quite depressing to watch."
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
151009 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:14 pm to
porn enthusiast, impulsive truck nutz buyer
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
46960 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:14 pm to
Occasionally converses with Bama fans which is felt to be more concerning than talking to Russians
Posted by Leonard
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2014
4254 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:16 pm to
Thinks the private tabs on his iPhone actually do shite.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
12229 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:16 pm to
He loves the Classics,
Reads Greek and Latin,
Is a master chessplayer,
And is into midget clown porn.
Posted by Larry Gooseman
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
2797 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:18 pm to
Interesting evolution of taste in pornography
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:19 pm to
Must work for this Tigerdroppings website. There isn't any reason to explain that amount time spend on one site.
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
16881 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:23 pm to
Subject appears to be a washed up basketball player who spends entirely to much time looking at meaningless Tennessee Volunteer and Pittsburgh Steelers forums, smoking bud, and looking at ladies by the names of Angela White, Kiara Mia, Galilea (Your welcome) and Rachel Steele.
This post was edited on 3/7/17 at 4:25 pm
Posted by Mossive
Member since Nov 2016
358 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:23 pm to
not good at bass fishing, should really pull the trigger and buy a boat.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46209 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

What does your NSA profile say about you?

Boring as frick basic white girl.
This post was edited on 3/7/17 at 4:24 pm
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:25 pm to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

not good at bass fishing, should really pull the trigger and buy a boat.
quote:

not good at bass fishing, should really pull the trigger
quote:

should really pull the trigger
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15979 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

"Subject is the most amazing, intelligent, fascinating person on the planet. And his dick is YUUUUUUUUGE."


You forgot "a shredded stallion"
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