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re: What does your Country Club bill run every month?

Posted on 6/19/17 at 9:56 am to
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12722 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 9:56 am to
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25K Usually have 5 or 6 international clients in per month to play golf, drink, eat and chase hookers.
If you're talking about country clubs- which one has hookers on staff that you can bill to your account?

If you're talking about credit cards- what hookers take cards? And do they accept AmEx?
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
7475 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 9:56 am to
quote:

chase hookers

Not sure that's how it is supposed to work.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30480 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 9:58 am to
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If you're talking about country clubs- which one has hookers on staff that you can bill to your account?


The ones where rich people hang out, you wouldn't know.
Posted by trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
19407 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 10:00 am to
We have some decent beers on tap at the club house, but the cart girl just has light beers.
Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
7084 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 10:19 am to
About $4500 but that includes monthly dues. Its been going down slightly over the past few months. Its just a pain in the arse getting in and out now with all the secret service protection going on.
Posted by crtodd
Member since Nov 2005
1723 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 10:21 am to
That was tacky of you.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76156 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 10:26 am to
I don't play goff so they're minimal.

A meal or two and/or some drinks maybe once every other month.

Yacht club bill is even less.

I always tip with ca$h separate from what goes on either account.
Posted by birdieman
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2012
1647 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 10:31 am to
Dues are $600, the rest varies greatly. Usually at least $1,000. Wife's job reimburses the dues though.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33902 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 10:34 am to
You hadn't posted for 3 years until Friday. You just get out of jail baw?
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 10:41 am to
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We have some decent beers on tap at the club house, but the cart girl just has light beers


I thought you weren't allowed within 100 feet of a female?
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 10:52 am to
$1,000 dues when I had one in California.
I never got to really use it for personal use even though I lived in walking distance from it. Too lazy to call to schedule cart and tee time. The employees kids liked the pool when I had summer events for them.
It was a business expense with nice hall, food catering was affordable, and they handled entertainment all on one bill.

If I entertained customers or had employee Xmas party, employee Super Bowl party, Easter party, 4th of July cookout for employees, Labor Day event, thanksgiving party, Halloween party, (meals, drinks, golf, etc) the bill could run as low as $3,000 or high as $10,000 (mostly employee events related liquor, food, entertainment, use of hall).
This post was edited on 6/19/17 at 11:00 am
Posted by Bootyrich
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2015
1189 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 10:58 am to
One blood sacrifice every 6 months, or whenever we have a special meeting.
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
22338 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 11:01 am to
WTF kind of thread is this? Who is a member of a country club that isn't all inclusive? Monthly bills? GTFO.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 11:08 am to
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You hadn't posted for 3 years until Friday. You just get out of jail baw?


There's a CC in Arky that doubles as a halfway house for sex offenders
Posted by Hacker
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2009
3251 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 11:23 am to
Not sure, bill goes straight to my payables clerk
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 11:27 am to
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Dues are $600, the rest varies greatly. Usually at least $1,000. Wife's job reimburses the dues though.


What kind of job reimburses country club dues?
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 11:36 am to
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WTF kind of thread is this? Who is a member of a country club that isn't all inclusive? Monthly bills? GTFO.


Obviously you aren't a golfer
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
22338 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 11:52 am to
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Obviously you aren't a golfer


I golf almost daily. Everything is included:

club cleaning, club storage, shoe cleaning, shoe storage, all beverages inside and on course, all meals inside and on course any time of day as long as the chef is working, spa, masseuse, valet parking, pro sessions, titlist pro v1 balls, etc.

What the hell kind of rinky dink country club do you attend to have a monthly bill?
Posted by dfintlyHmmrd
Jigga City
Member since Dec 2016
1408 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 12:20 pm to
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kind of rinky dink country club do you attend to have a monthly bill?


Almost all country clubs have monthly bills...
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 12:22 pm to
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I golf almost daily


Wanna know how I know you are full of shite?
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