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re: What does a waiter/waitress do that makes you mad?

Posted on 9/6/19 at 9:51 pm to
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20621 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 9:51 pm to
Tells me about all her problems or how short staffed they are.

Just bring me my dinner and STFU.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32407 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 9:55 pm to
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Everything is coke. Ex: "What kind of coke do you want?"

"I'll have a root beer."


That's my family too.

"Do you have any cokes in the fridge?"
"yes"
"what kind?"
"Dr Peppers and sprites"
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61782 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:04 pm to
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That’s s odd . I don’t recall ever even seeing one of your posts.


That's cool. Restaurant talk is one of the few things I really give a damn about on here, so I've harassed you about your claim that Olive Garden sends chefs to Italy to learn about cooking and the general white knighting for any and all anti chain post on the food board.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88339 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:06 pm to
Pretty much don't adjust my tip based on service. Always in that 15-25% of total including tax. I round, so wherever it falls pct wise, that's what they get. E.g: total bill of 26.02 will get tipped 4.98.
This post was edited on 9/6/19 at 10:08 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38567 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

I've harassed you about your claim that Olive Garden sends chefs to Italy to learn about cooking
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38567 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:08 pm to
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That's my family too.

"Do you have any cokes in the fridge?"
"yes"
"what kind?"
"Dr Peppers and sprites"

But why? It just adds an unnecessary step.
Posted by Clockwatcher68
Youngsville
Member since May 2006
8257 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:09 pm to
Flirt non-stop. I’m not a piece of meat.
Posted by mays
Member since Jul 2018
910 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:12 pm to
Disappears when it's time for the check. I don't want to hang out - let me pay and leave.
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
18950 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:47 pm to
Act too formal... Done deal if that happens
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61782 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:56 pm to
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Act too formal..


Curious about your explanation on what this means
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22670 posts
Posted on 9/6/19 at 11:15 pm to
Whine about how people tip.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3159 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 12:27 am to
I hate it when a waiter brings sunglasses back to my ex-wife. Almost got me into a lot of trouble one time a few years ago.
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 12:35 am to
Asks me if I’ve ever been there before. Like I’d be confused as to how this particular restaurant works.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
23222 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 12:50 am to
When they try to up-sell me the most expensive bottle of wine, and upon questioning their recommendations, I hear silence, while they try and make-up some bullshite
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7203 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 12:56 am to
Just had one tell me today that their card machine has been down. And it's cash only....after everything was said and done...so I clarified....it was down all day...before we got there. Then I said okay, I will go to the bank right down the street....she said, no no, we have an atm right there....I laughed and said I will be right back and walked out..got the cash and came back 10 min later and paid the bill.

This just makes me want to maga more and more. This is the same way I came across a good barber...but he didn't say no no, atm right there....he said okay sir, or just catch up with me next time...bet your arse I went and got the cash to pay him so I could come back to quality service.
Posted by GhostofRicht
Member since Sep 2019
62 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 7:06 am to
I hate waiters that wait too late to give you a refill, but on the flip side I hate it when they are too annoying and won't leave you the frick alone. Had this happen the other day. I had water and anytime the water level fell more than an inch from the top of the glass, she was running back over to top it off. I can't even enjoy my food without her coming over every couple of mins to pour me an oz or two of water.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111638 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 7:14 am to
quote:

quote:
Everything is coke. Ex: "What kind of coke do you want?"

"I'll have a root beer."


Old people have been sharing this foe as long as the internet has existed, yet somehow over the course of living my entire life in Georgia and Alabama I've never actually seen it. Nobody asks for a Coke then has to clarify what kind. You order the drink you fricking want.


The only thing I’ve actually noticed close to this phenomenon is that every machine that sells soft drinks is a “coke machine.”
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
15172 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 8:31 am to
Ordered a bottle of Crown Royal and two Cokes from room service. Dumbass taking my order said it would be an hour. I asked why. There is nothing to prepare/cook. He then said "it will be right up". Idiot showed up with the liquor and cokes about 15 minutes later. No glasses, but he did bring salt and pepper and silverware.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
15172 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 8:45 am to
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The last purely service related issue that I can recall was when it seemed like the waiter seemed to start disappearing for longer and longer periods of time as the meal went on. Place was not busy. After waiting for what seemed like forever for the guy to show up so we could ask for our check, my friend went and talked to the manager. I think the guy was going out back smoking weed or something.

It was a tourist trap kind of place and we had a gift card so not a huge deal. Called the manager the next day to say it kind of sucked. Got an offer for a free meal with their best waiter if we would come back.




I had the same expierence this past weekend. Seafood place with a big arse Sushi sign. We wanted a couple of rolls as an appetizer. Waiter said they ran outta rice. Orderd two dozen chargrilled oysters, a sampler with different ingredients. 30 minutes later, got regular chargrilled. Took forever to get our initial drink order of 2 beers, glass of wine, and a diet coke. 1 1/2 to get our fish entrees. Waiter never came back to see if we wanted more drinks. Manager came by and apologized for the long wait. Offered us a free round. Drinks never showed up. Waiter finally came back and we asked about the drinks the manager offered. The waiter had no idea what we were talking about.

2 hours, 2 drinks per person. Idiots.

Got back home, found the company website and the Director of Operations email and let him know our experience. To my surprise, he immediately responded, apologized, and wanted my address to send me some meal vouchers.
Posted by Covingtontiger77
Member since Dec 2015
12267 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 8:51 am to
I hate it when they take your glass with them to go fill it back up and it has my straw in it.
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