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re: What do you tell the Jehovah Witnesses when they come knocking
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:03 am to Roadkill Gumbo
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:03 am to Roadkill Gumbo
They never knock. They just leave a tract on the front porch. I don't think they actually want to talk, they're just checking the boxes. I used to work with a couple of JW, and they never tried to evangelize anybody in the work place.
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:03 am to Roadkill Gumbo
I usually open the door dressing in a pair of boxer briefs, holding a half lit cigar and a tall glass of whiskey on the rocks. "WTF do you want?" is usually my greeting to them.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:05 am to Roadkill Gumbo
i have totally stopped answering the door unless someone has let me know beforehand.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:05 am to CarRamrod
Only a penitent man shall pass
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:06 am to Roadkill Gumbo
I tell them "this better be important because I was fricking my wife and girlfriend when you knocked". They usually leave quickly after that.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:06 am to Roadkill Gumbo
They probably wouldn't hear me through the closed door.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:08 am to 1999
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i have totally stopped answering the door unless someone has let me know beforehand.
Interesting note on this. Last night I found out that my doorbell has stopped working. I asked my two teenage daughters why they hadn't told me (since they're the only ones that have regular visitors) and they said "None of our friends ring the doorbell." "They just text us when they get here and we let them in."
WTF? When did cell phones make doorbells obsolete?
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:11 am to Roadkill Gumbo
I only answer the door to people that are invited
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:12 am to Roadkill Gumbo
I'm sitting at my desk having coffee last Saturday. I haven't even put on pants yet. I heard a knock at the door. I walked to the door, looked through the 8x12 window on my door, saw they were JWs, made eye contact, shook my head no, and walked away.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:13 am to rd280z
Same thing I tell the DirecTV people at Costco.... "I already have DirecTV."
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:14 am to Green Chili Tiger
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WTF? When did cell phones make doorbells obsolete?
You clearly don't spend enough time on the OT.
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:16 am to Roadkill Gumbo
I say... don’t make any sudden movements, then walk away leaving the Cane Corso male to entertain them
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:16 am to jmcwhrter
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"I already have DirecTV."
Why would the JWs care which satellite television provider you have opted to go with? Seems like a weird way to start a conversation.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:16 am to Roadkill Gumbo
Something different every time.
I've grabbed a Torah or a Koran before from my library and tried to talk to them about it.
I got a copy of Dianetics so next time I'll talk to them about Scientology.
Hey they are here to discuss fringe theology, I'm going to discuss fringe theology. I mean no birthday parties? Only 225,000 allowed into heaven?
No thanks.
I've grabbed a Torah or a Koran before from my library and tried to talk to them about it.
I got a copy of Dianetics so next time I'll talk to them about Scientology.
Hey they are here to discuss fringe theology, I'm going to discuss fringe theology. I mean no birthday parties? Only 225,000 allowed into heaven?
No thanks.
This post was edited on 11/1/17 at 10:17 am
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:20 am to Napoleon
Grab my Bible, open the door, refuse their literature, explaining that it is apostate, and invite them in to discuss why. They leave, every time.
Unless there is a football game on. Then I don't answer the door.
Unless there is a football game on. Then I don't answer the door.
This post was edited on 11/1/17 at 10:21 am
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:21 am to Napoleon
Slam the door in their face like Craig on Friday
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:22 am to Napoleon
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Something different every time.
I've grabbed a Torah or a Koran before from my library and tried to talk to them about it.
I got a copy of Dianetics so next time I'll talk to them about Scientology.
Hey they are here to discuss fringe theology, I'm going to discuss fringe theology. I mean no birthday parties? Only 225,000 allowed into heaven?
No thanks.
You forgot the part where they can't accept blood transfusions either.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:23 am to Roadkill Gumbo
my 80lb k9 tells them what i don't feel like saying.
BARK BARK... get the frick out of here.
BARK BARK... get the frick out of here.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:23 am to Roadkill Gumbo
Thanks but no thanks
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:26 am to Roadkill Gumbo
When asked if I want to become a Jehovah's Witness, I simply tell them that I didn't see the accident.
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